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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 1h

Technically, causing a stock crash counts as lowering prices.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 1d

Listen, you can't give oxygen to fringe voices like the President and the Cabinet.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn't imagine still having a 20th Century attention span in 2025. Excruciating. Inhuman.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 1d

Getting dumber is actually the body's natural defense against living through incredibly stupid times.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 7d

Tilly Norwood is actually very useful as a medical tool to identify the soggiest brains in existence.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 8d

sorry to keep thinking about these irrelevant losers but it always blows my mind when people who grew up in new jersey are super racist. the NYC suburbs in NJ are some of the most diverse in the country. youre telling me you didnt feel safe in suburban New Jersey?

tm @catturd2.bsky.social · 8d

the red scare girls have finally snorted their brains into full fash mode

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 8d

Apparently I'm in violation of NPSM-7

Not
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 9d

It's cool how many news reports I'm seeing about impending federal layoffs and safety net cuts that fail to note that all of this is very obviously illegal.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 9d

You can tell the shutdown isn't a real emergency because Ted Cruz is still in the country.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 9d

I completely support shutting down the government but boy is it fitting that the first time Schumer and Jeffries have managed to do something was by doing nothing for good.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 9d

I don't believe in the Great Man Theory of history but I am increasingly coming around to the Colossal Dickwads Conjecture.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 10d

Hegseth: the military needs to be more like a frat that got kicked off campus

Trump: I need you to shoot New York

Stephen Miller: thank you for coming I look forward to firing everyone who didn't cheer

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 10d

Besides everything else that's horrifying about this:

One reason to bring all the generals into a room to say "you need to shoot Americans" is just to see who frowns -- and then fire them.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Trump: "The ones that are run by radical left Democrats -- what they've done to San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles. They're very unsafe places & we're gonna straighten them out one by one. This is gonna be a major part for some people in this room. That's a war too. It's war from within"

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14d

Hans Moleman saying: I was saying release the Earhart files

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 14d

Of all the lies this administration has pushed, "Democrats' rhetoric is too powerful" is maybe the most audacious.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 15d

History Student: (500 years from now) I don’t understand why their society collapsed. They had just invented 3D Doritos, everything was going fine

Professor: Some think the fall was caused by 3D Doritos

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David Noll @david.noll.org · 15d

I think it would be helpful if DA Bragg charged a few of these assaults. If the agents think that federal law immunizes them for actions that would result in ordinary New Yorkers being charged, let them litigate it.

Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 15d

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 15d

CHOTINER: Why would I be interviewing you?

ME: Well, people are doing this bit and I thought it was fun.

CHOTINER: And you wanted to participate.

ME: Yes.

CHOTINER: Do you have a new twist on it?

ME: No, I saw some good meta ones already.

CHOTINER: Did you at least make me funny?

ME: ...no.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 15d

I 100% believe Stephen Miller is sexual matador in the sense that slowly killing an innocent animal in front of a crowd would do it for him.

Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 16d

Was "PRO-ANTIFA" already taken?

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 16d

Exactly, it's such a rush job! It won't make a difference if Patel doesn't get it for an extra 15 minutes! Slow down, be a professional.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 16d

I don't know what FBI agent needs to hear this but you're allowed to take a deep breath and think for a minute before scrawling on bullets

Bullet casings with "ANTI-ICE" written on them in terrible handwriting

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 16d

Apparently, shooters these days don't have the attention span to write anything longer than bullet points.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 17d

Just filled out the Google Forms for the rapture, still some slots left

Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 18d

I was gonna complain about being stuck in traffic, but

Street sign reading "NO SALT ZONE BEGINS"

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