Johnny McNulty
@johnnymcnulty.bsky.social
Sometimes writer. More times not. He/him.
I know it sounds like exaggeration to say the GOP is "reaching new heights" of open racism with their anti-Somali rants, but keep in mind that even Mt. Everest gets taller every year.
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I know it sounds like exaggeration to say the GOP is "reaching new heights" of open racism with their anti-Somali rants, but keep in mind that even Mt. Everest gets taller every year.
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It’s crazy how 100 years in this shit just doesn’t change for anyone.
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch
"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"
(via SiteJamesons | TW)
"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"
(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s crazy how 100 years in this shit just doesn’t change for anyone.
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
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it's cool, i didn't really want everything i ever wanted anyway
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
it's cool, i didn't really want everything i ever wanted anyway
They should make a social network for people who like me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
They should make a social network for people who like me.
There is only one culture that is a threat to American values, and it's the same culture this right was established to protect people from: the white supremacist culture of the Confederacy.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agrees to take up a challenge to President Trump's January 20 birthright citizenship executive order.
The court will hear DOJ's appeal of a loss below in a class-action challenge brought in the wake of June's decision limiting universal injunctions.
The court will hear DOJ's appeal of a loss below in a class-action challenge brought in the wake of June's decision limiting universal injunctions.
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There is only one culture that is a threat to American values, and it's the same culture this right was established to protect people from: the white supremacist culture of the Confederacy.
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Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
New: “Eric Trump Has Gotten 10 Times Richer Since Dad’s Election”
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
Here’s How Much Eric Trump Is Worth
Crypto took the real estate heir’s fortune and supersized it, briefly making the president’s second-oldest son a billionaire in early September.
www.forbes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
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Another absolute banger by Mike on the site today.
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Another absolute banger by Mike on the site today.
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exactly. the machine is forcibly regressing me to a recent liberal arts college grad who lives off bodega snacks and can’t do his taxes
The algorithm is disrupting the natural laws of falling out of touch.
It keeps giving me new music.
So I listen to it, and it's nice. But I should not be here. It's like a time traveler who refuses to go home. The longer I linger in the zeitgeist, the more damage I do to the fabric of existence.
It keeps giving me new music.
So I listen to it, and it's nice. But I should not be here. It's like a time traveler who refuses to go home. The longer I linger in the zeitgeist, the more damage I do to the fabric of existence.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
exactly. the machine is forcibly regressing me to a recent liberal arts college grad who lives off bodega snacks and can’t do his taxes
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Shazam for my own emotions
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Shazam for my own emotions
I'm just saying that if *I* thought maybe *I* would need one of these one day, I would say shit like this
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm just saying that if *I* thought maybe *I* would need one of these one day, I would say shit like this
I give you to permission to hate read [drumroll followed by THX sound] these nuts.
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I give you to permission to hate read [drumroll followed by THX sound] these nuts.
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These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them.
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them.
how long do you think they'd keep talking before realizing he's kicked it?
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
how long do you think they'd keep talking before realizing he's kicked it?
Gotta love the nothing-matters-to-existentialism pipeline
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Gotta love the nothing-matters-to-existentialism pipeline
All Gas, No Ceilings
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
All Gas, No Ceilings
I don't know which House Minority Leader needs to hear this, but without a ceiling there is no floor. That's the ground, dumbass.
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don't know which House Minority Leader needs to hear this, but without a ceiling there is no floor. That's the ground, dumbass.
They're calling him the Nevillest Chamberlain of all time.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They're calling him the Nevillest Chamberlain of all time.
If you are on a plane or public transportation, you cannot be both very loud and very boring. You have to pick.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If you are on a plane or public transportation, you cannot be both very loud and very boring. You have to pick.
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2 HONEY 2 CRISP
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
2 HONEY 2 CRISP
I quit smoking pot but I will never quit ducking out of family gatherings for unexplained reasons.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I quit smoking pot but I will never quit ducking out of family gatherings for unexplained reasons.
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
Thanksgiving is such a weird holiday but y'know what there's probably only like 8 or 9 left so just have fun with it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thanksgiving is such a weird holiday but y'know what there's probably only like 8 or 9 left so just have fun with it.
Call me an optimist, but I believe the real worst Star Wars movie is just now being born somewhere in America in the heart of some mediocre dork.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Call me an optimist, but I believe the real worst Star Wars movie is just now being born somewhere in America in the heart of some mediocre dork.
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No offense, but your life is brief and inconsequential, everyone
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No offense, but your life is brief and inconsequential, everyone