Michael Samonek
@samonek.bsky.social
Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.
how is this 33 years old jeez.
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
how is this 33 years old jeez.
This man has plenty of Elvis in him tho
February 4, 2026 at 8:12 AM
This man has plenty of Elvis in him tho
Two seconds of googling to find proof of my theory.
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Two seconds of googling to find proof of my theory.
Thanks Starbucks for inventing delicious protein. That that, steak
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Thanks Starbucks for inventing delicious protein. That that, steak
Yeah no I don’t know how to request that nor would I ever, Amazon
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Yeah no I don’t know how to request that nor would I ever, Amazon
No one can dethrone her
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
No one can dethrone her
You can tell prices at down because >$6 Doritos is normal right
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
You can tell prices at down because >$6 Doritos is normal right
Oh so it’s not just me wondering that
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Oh so it’s not just me wondering that
It’s hard to capture in photos just how much the new hard rock guitar tower is going to overwhelm the entire Vegas strip.
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It’s hard to capture in photos just how much the new hard rock guitar tower is going to overwhelm the entire Vegas strip.
Maybe there’s a story here but I just think one of these people is an asshole
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Maybe there’s a story here but I just think one of these people is an asshole
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
December 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
I’d never go east of the 605 again if I didn’t have to
December 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’d never go east of the 605 again if I didn’t have to
I’m fucking done with “earbuds.” The losing them the charging them the fucked up buttons the bad fit. Bring these baddies back
December 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m fucking done with “earbuds.” The losing them the charging them the fucked up buttons the bad fit. Bring these baddies back
Bro, The Kaliningrad Escalation is my favorite Tom Clancy.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Bro, The Kaliningrad Escalation is my favorite Tom Clancy.
The Birds have claimed the Santa Monica pier rollercoaster
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Birds have claimed the Santa Monica pier rollercoaster
Graffiti on Beverly blue
December 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Graffiti on Beverly blue
from my porch this am
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
from my porch this am
I don't remember making this or why but somehow it works with his sweaty "everything's great" rallies.
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don't remember making this or why but somehow it works with his sweaty "everything's great" rallies.
God, it's brutal out here.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
God, it's brutal out here.
