Michael Samonek
@samonek.bsky.social
Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.
January 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Being in Las Vegas while *gestures at everything* is wild because nothing matters here
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Being in Las Vegas while *gestures at everything* is wild because nothing matters here
La has more publishing industry than nyc -#funfacts
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
La has more publishing industry than nyc -#funfacts
What happened to “dissent is the highest form of patriotism?”
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
What happened to “dissent is the highest form of patriotism?”
Just once I want to check the alcohol interaction warning on the back of an OTC medication and it just say: "it's okay to take this and drink a few small beers, you'll be fine. It's fine."
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Just once I want to check the alcohol interaction warning on the back of an OTC medication and it just say: "it's okay to take this and drink a few small beers, you'll be fine. It's fine."
What book is the equivalent of Legs McNeil's "Please Kill Me" but about socal punk?
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 AM
What book is the equivalent of Legs McNeil's "Please Kill Me" but about socal punk?
Say it with me, "Cities are vibrant, exciting, welcoming, interesting and fun."
need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Say it with me, "Cities are vibrant, exciting, welcoming, interesting and fun."
New musical incoming
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
New musical incoming
I want Jethro Tull to give me their metal grammy.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I want Jethro Tull to give me their metal grammy.
The only thing he'd talk about more than not getting one is getting one
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The only thing he'd talk about more than not getting one is getting one
This was me last week with Venezuelan oil.
I'm sorry. I don't usually do that. I had poaster's disease.
I'm sorry. I don't usually do that. I had poaster's disease.
I just spent 20 minutes reading about Iran on Wikipedia. I’m ready to post.
January 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
This was me last week with Venezuelan oil.
I'm sorry. I don't usually do that. I had poaster's disease.
I'm sorry. I don't usually do that. I had poaster's disease.
I legit thought this song would spark a New Jack Swing revival.
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I legit thought this song would spark a New Jack Swing revival.
"I shouldn't have to vote for the lesser of two evils!"
Yeah, how's the greater of two evils working out for you?
Yeah, how's the greater of two evils working out for you?
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"I shouldn't have to vote for the lesser of two evils!"
Yeah, how's the greater of two evils working out for you?
Yeah, how's the greater of two evils working out for you?
This was ALL FORETOLD!!!!! ALL OF IT! EVEN A MEDIOCRITY LIKE ME SAW IT COMING!!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This was ALL FORETOLD!!!!! ALL OF IT! EVEN A MEDIOCRITY LIKE ME SAW IT COMING!!!!!
"but kamala didn't EARN my vote."
You fucking pile of dipshittery. You absolute puddle of solipsistic goo. Go fuck yourself.
You fucking pile of dipshittery. You absolute puddle of solipsistic goo. Go fuck yourself.
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
"but kamala didn't EARN my vote."
You fucking pile of dipshittery. You absolute puddle of solipsistic goo. Go fuck yourself.
You fucking pile of dipshittery. You absolute puddle of solipsistic goo. Go fuck yourself.
From strategic ambiguity to "Ah duuuuuuuhhhhhhh!"
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
From strategic ambiguity to "Ah duuuuuuuhhhhhhh!"
Our number one trade partner. Our neighbor. Our beloved vacation spot. 12% of Americans claim Mexican descent. Nothing good will come of this. Nothing.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Our number one trade partner. Our neighbor. Our beloved vacation spot. 12% of Americans claim Mexican descent. Nothing good will come of this. Nothing.
How can we follow/get more from this person? thanks for sharing.
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
How can we follow/get more from this person? thanks for sharing.
And check the hard drives
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
And check the hard drives
Wow this guy politics.
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Wow this guy politics.
I’m afraid of being killed by my government
January 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I’m afraid of being killed by my government
Laser eye centaur is this anything
January 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Laser eye centaur is this anything
Maybe there’s a story here but I just think one of these people is an asshole
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Maybe there’s a story here but I just think one of these people is an asshole
Kurt really spoke for me when he sang “I have very bad posture”
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Kurt really spoke for me when he sang “I have very bad posture”