Michael Samonek
@samonek.bsky.social
Former screenwriter currently working as an independent living advocate. I am a music enjoyer and post too much about it.
Show your work, asshole.
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Show your work, asshole.
christ is he on TV AGAIN!?
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
christ is he on TV AGAIN!?
so unlike the pumps, the nozzles on the trucks aren't sized to prevent this?
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
so unlike the pumps, the nozzles on the trucks aren't sized to prevent this?
My bad, MTG claims he said it which while believable makes it unprovable.
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
My bad, MTG claims he said it which while believable makes it unprovable.
Didn't trump literally say he didn't want any more Epstein material released because it would hurt "his friends?" Did I make that up?
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Didn't trump literally say he didn't want any more Epstein material released because it would hurt "his friends?" Did I make that up?
I know when I'm hanging out with my guys the first thing we do is slather ourselves in bronzer.
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I know when I'm hanging out with my guys the first thing we do is slather ourselves in bronzer.
It’s all set pieces songs and catchphrases, edited to the bone. I’m not advocating for that at large but it works in this context
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It’s all set pieces songs and catchphrases, edited to the bone. I’m not advocating for that at large but it works in this context
I also made an attempt to play slot machines on this trip and I still don’t get it.
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I also made an attempt to play slot machines on this trip and I still don’t get it.
I’m dummy lonegan
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I’m dummy lonegan
The independents are at it again
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The independents are at it again