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#freifood
the consensus has spoken. drifter/drifter/drifter, or d3
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
me: this is actually an example of the literal objectification of women, i.e. as skimpily clad figures of girls you can literally manipulate as you wish and have at your disposal
also me: posing mine on my 1/12 motorcycle model that was too big for my nendos
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
one day i will get a bambu a1

but not this day
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
the funny thing is it's not the side that she hit that hurts it's the other side
even the teeth hurt on that side
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
every day i envy the californians
February 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
local dogy only pays attention to what she likes and wants
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
flashing/strobing lights warning for this one

this is my favourite out of their new album aside from ratatata

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxRl...
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
it's very cute and i love it with actual instruments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLQ-...
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
this is from when moametal (pigtails girl on the right) was literally 12

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0dO...
BABYMETAL - "Doki Doki Morning" in TOKYO IDOL FESTIVAL 2011 Performed 28/08/11
YouTube video by BABYMETAL-UNIVERSE
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
so turns out there's subtitles only for spoken hin?di? and none for spoken english so as someone who cannot understand spoken english without subtitles i will simply enjoy the tiger
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
ok i'm watching the indian tiger movie now and ABSOLUTE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR (the musical number at the front is NOT translated into subtitles) (i am watching people gyrate with no understanding)
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 PM
the movie i clicked on was about a shark getting into paris,
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 PM
하아
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
아 그런데 쿠우쿠우는 몇 군데는 구슬아이스크림 있다면서..................한사발 먹어줘 (

아니 그러니까 캐나다 카페가 왜!!!!!!!!!! 캐나다 외의 모든 곳에서만 맛있는걸 주냐고
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
내한 트친블친들아 나를 위해서

두끼
쿠우쿠우
팀홀튼 < new!

가줘
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
lance reddick plays four identical versions of himself with distinct personalities and i miss him so so so much
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 PM
bonus: apparently this was cancelled after the one season so i can imagine whatever ending i want
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 PM