buttered jorts
@samopei.bsky.social
frei // shitposting and OCs personal account don’t follow for art!
#freifood
#freifood
eating this bag of doritos that claims to be spicy korean bbq flavour except it does not taste spicy, korean, or adjacent to bbq
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
eating this bag of doritos that claims to be spicy korean bbq flavour except it does not taste spicy, korean, or adjacent to bbq
lrt i drew him too clean....he's not skrungly enough...............uncle got cleaned up for a photo op
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
lrt i drew him too clean....he's not skrungly enough...............uncle got cleaned up for a photo op
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#freiart
d2 // hey i miss mister basement rat
i specifically miss when he was dealing illegal secret gaming modes out of the little alleyway you had to crouch to get into
d2 // hey i miss mister basement rat
i specifically miss when he was dealing illegal secret gaming modes out of the little alleyway you had to crouch to get into
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
#freiart
d2 // hey i miss mister basement rat
i specifically miss when he was dealing illegal secret gaming modes out of the little alleyway you had to crouch to get into
d2 // hey i miss mister basement rat
i specifically miss when he was dealing illegal secret gaming modes out of the little alleyway you had to crouch to get into
xfiles // i know we say it every week but wow
Everything Is So Much
Everything Is So Much
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
xfiles // i know we say it every week but wow
Everything Is So Much
Everything Is So Much
anyways unrelated but my favourite thing is when delivery people like dogs and want to say hi to cookie because cookie is always Want Affection And Hugs
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
anyways unrelated but my favourite thing is when delivery people like dogs and want to say hi to cookie because cookie is always Want Affection And Hugs
i don't remember if inprnt was previously taking 30 business days to release funds but it sure does now and uhhhhh Sucks
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i don't remember if inprnt was previously taking 30 business days to release funds but it sure does now and uhhhhh Sucks
I’m restless I wanna go Home and do Nothing
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m restless I wanna go Home and do Nothing
looking at this one mobile game and if your female characters have boobs bigger than their thighs and the waist circumference is 1/3 the bust circumference or less i'm Judging
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
looking at this one mobile game and if your female characters have boobs bigger than their thighs and the waist circumference is 1/3 the bust circumference or less i'm Judging
like putting on an old sweater that you've broken in........like slipping into a pair of old jeans......................
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
like putting on an old sweater that you've broken in........like slipping into a pair of old jeans......................
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#freiart
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
#freiart
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
every time i watch an amaury guichon (chocolate guy) video i become misguided into thinking that yeah, chococrafting isn't too difficult
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
every time i watch an amaury guichon (chocolate guy) video i become misguided into thinking that yeah, chococrafting isn't too difficult
Tis the season for doggy hoofing
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tis the season for doggy hoofing
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
d2 // so my main titan is an exo who was the young wolf/around for d1 and then just forgot he was that (so he has like an original gjallarhorn gathering dust in a garage somewhere) and wow
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
d2 // so my main titan is an exo who was the young wolf/around for d1 and then just forgot he was that (so he has like an original gjallarhorn gathering dust in a garage somewhere) and wow
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
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Opening a new commission type for Pokemon Trainer illustrations!
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Opening a new commission type for Pokemon Trainer illustrations!
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
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여러분, 트위터 터졌다고 말할 곳이 있다는게 얼마나 다행입니까?
March 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
여러분, 트위터 터졌다고 말할 곳이 있다는게 얼마나 다행입니까?
Alas that oldtweetdeck has been exploded and took all the accounts with it
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Alas that oldtweetdeck has been exploded and took all the accounts with it
There’s a business here that’s apparently using a cybertruck as a company vehicle and if that isn’t a way to tank any kind of credibility the company might have had
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There’s a business here that’s apparently using a cybertruck as a company vehicle and if that isn’t a way to tank any kind of credibility the company might have had
x-files // me and mola, for four seasons: man i cannot imagine being a fan watching this as it aired
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
x-files // me and mola, for four seasons: man i cannot imagine being a fan watching this as it aired
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Alan Wake 2
so one of the animal blogs is actually posting Explicit Gay Porn when people ask for tricks instead of treats for the askbox game
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
screaming because a dogblog i followed accidentally? reblogged tiddy
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
so one of the animal blogs is actually posting Explicit Gay Porn when people ask for tricks instead of treats for the askbox game
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
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i think though living a life where you can say this often might actually be very good because you are actually Experiencing Things
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i think though living a life where you can say this often might actually be very good because you are actually Experiencing Things
so apparently they sell bottled butterfly pea tea now (the tea that starts out blue and turns red if you change the pH) and it comes with a powder that you can add to change the colour which is very cool
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
so apparently they sell bottled butterfly pea tea now (the tea that starts out blue and turns red if you change the pH) and it comes with a powder that you can add to change the colour which is very cool
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan