Sam Paine
@sampaine.bsky.social
I'm Sam. I'm a Paine. I'm much worse in person.
“He who dares not offend cannot be honest.”
I prefer the company of cats over humans and I'm rooting for Mother Nature in the end.
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“He who dares not offend cannot be honest.”
I prefer the company of cats over humans and I'm rooting for Mother Nature in the end.
NO DMs.
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Sam Paine
@sampaine.bsky.social
· Mar 3
THIS. The sooner they catch on to this, the easier it'll go for them.
Surprise surprise the regime doesn't know how adobe products work. Dumbasses.
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Surprise surprise the regime doesn't know how adobe products work. Dumbasses.
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This is delightful and also, of course, fuck Bari Weiss for being the transparent tool of a corrupt and criminal administration
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is delightful and also, of course, fuck Bari Weiss for being the transparent tool of a corrupt and criminal administration
Well now everyone's interested in CECOT again. Thank you MAGA and Bari, for your reliably unwavering stupidity.
This is why the CBS piece was essential. Nobody was talking about CECOT over the past three months. And this is how Bari’s ham handed attempt at censorship has backfired spectacularly.
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well now everyone's interested in CECOT again. Thank you MAGA and Bari, for your reliably unwavering stupidity.
Just when you thought it couldn't get more interesting... this play from the Clinton camp.
NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just when you thought it couldn't get more interesting... this play from the Clinton camp.
In case you were wondering if our elections are going to be rigged. Here's your sign.
I’m sure this is fine. abcnews.go.com/US/dominion-...
Dominion Voting Systems sold to company run by former Republican election official
Dominion Voting Systems, which sued Fox over its reporting on the 2020 election, has been sold to a seemingly new election company run by a former GOP election official.
abcnews.go.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
In case you were wondering if our elections are going to be rigged. Here's your sign.
If everyone is for sale, let's start buying people. Can't be that hard.
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If everyone is for sale, let's start buying people. Can't be that hard.
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AS THE PREMIER US ALT HEALTH AGENCY AND IN LIGHT OF THE POTENTIAL COMPLICATIONS FROM EARLY CIRCUMCISIONS, WE RECOMMEND THAT CIRCUMCISION PROCEDURES ONLY BE SCHEDULED AFTER 12PM LOCAL TIME TO ENSURE ALL HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS ARE SUFFICIENTLY CAFFEINATED
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
a man in a white shirt and suspenders is holding a pair of scissors in front of a tree .
Alt: Edward Scissorhands, a pale man with black hair and scissors for hands, is furiously trimming something off screen while wearing a white shirt and black suspenders. A neatly maintained topiary is in the background.
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
AS THE PREMIER US ALT HEALTH AGENCY AND IN LIGHT OF THE POTENTIAL COMPLICATIONS FROM EARLY CIRCUMCISIONS, WE RECOMMEND THAT CIRCUMCISION PROCEDURES ONLY BE SCHEDULED AFTER 12PM LOCAL TIME TO ENSURE ALL HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS ARE SUFFICIENTLY CAFFEINATED
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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"We took the freedom of speech away." -DJT
October 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"We took the freedom of speech away." -DJT
Nothing ever happened to Alex Jones. He's just a crisis actor.
October 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nothing ever happened to Alex Jones. He's just a crisis actor.
Someone said "yeah, a dozen reporters and a guy in chicken suit." 😂😂😂
Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Someone said "yeah, a dozen reporters and a guy in chicken suit." 😂😂😂
So Hegseth is a closeted DEI proponent. Didn't have that on my bingo card.
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So Hegseth is a closeted DEI proponent. Didn't have that on my bingo card.
Rapid loss of ability to understand language. It's going fast folks- won't be much longer. He's disintegrating before our eyes.
Q: Are you worried at all that Bibi Netanyahu make be deposed?
TRUMP: That Bibi may go a little bit out of whack?
Q: That he may no longer be prime minister
TRUMP: Look, that's politics. It could be. I don't know.
TRUMP: That Bibi may go a little bit out of whack?
Q: That he may no longer be prime minister
TRUMP: Look, that's politics. It could be. I don't know.
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Rapid loss of ability to understand language. It's going fast folks- won't be much longer. He's disintegrating before our eyes.
In this country you are either ANTIFAscist or PROFAscist. That's pretty much it. Those are your only two choices.
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
In this country you are either ANTIFAscist or PROFAscist. That's pretty much it. Those are your only two choices.
It's time to consider the reality that the government is carrying out a violent and tyrannical insurrection against the American people. I sure hope we can count on our military.
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's time to consider the reality that the government is carrying out a violent and tyrannical insurrection against the American people. I sure hope we can count on our military.
I really don't know (or care) why or how the republican party fell so hard for a total fraud and idiot. They must be stupid. In any case, they must go. Be gone. Good bye.
October 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I really don't know (or care) why or how the republican party fell so hard for a total fraud and idiot. They must be stupid. In any case, they must go. Be gone. Good bye.
Too late to the game bimbo. But it's kinda fun watching you blow up whatever was left of your pathetic future. Target is usually hiring though.
I have no words left ….. I watched the video and read this four times. PLEASE HELP ME.
Never thought I’d agree with anything she said, guess miracles do happen.
Never thought I’d agree with anything she said, guess miracles do happen.
October 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Too late to the game bimbo. But it's kinda fun watching you blow up whatever was left of your pathetic future. Target is usually hiring though.
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This. 👇👇👇
October 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This. 👇👇👇
This is awesome 😂
October 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is awesome 😂
Hilarious 😅
Pete Hegseth’s set of standards to de-woke the military is starting to sound like a Grindr profile
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hilarious 😅
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Tolerant left? They’re down the hall. I’m from the fuck you and the horse you rode in on left.
October 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Tolerant left? They’re down the hall. I’m from the fuck you and the horse you rode in on left.
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
This is the playbook. Don't forget that. ICE are nothing more than paid agitators who should not be regarded as official law enforcement in any way shape or form by the public. They are to be shunned, banned, and avoided when possible.
October 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is the playbook. Don't forget that. ICE are nothing more than paid agitators who should not be regarded as official law enforcement in any way shape or form by the public. They are to be shunned, banned, and avoided when possible.
It's stuff like this that angers me in ways I cannot describe other than to say that I pray karma is extraordinarily brutal with these dirtbags.
Pepper spray is actually so dangerous for eyes‼️
HE SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH ASSAULT ‼️
HE SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH ASSAULT ‼️
October 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's stuff like this that angers me in ways I cannot describe other than to say that I pray karma is extraordinarily brutal with these dirtbags.
Hey MAGA- Argentina has a universal healthcare system. Guess who's paying for it now.
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hey MAGA- Argentina has a universal healthcare system. Guess who's paying for it now.
I believe that ICE (whatever that is now) is going to start killing immigrants. It will not stop with them.
October 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I believe that ICE (whatever that is now) is going to start killing immigrants. It will not stop with them.