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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick
@samposnick.com
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Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.

Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.


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"How's life going for you lately?"

"Oh, well, you know, it's..."
Title credits for Hell of the Living Dead, written in a spooky font on a blue factory photo background. At least it's recorded in Dolby Stereo though.
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I sing this all the time still.
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Adding this one to the master thread.

XXI. The World
Line art illustration of tarot card for “The World” featuring blue barn swallows perched on spruce branches and an antique globe in the background with two swallows flying in front.
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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The gall of Philip, looking this good still when he barely brought us any luck in 2025.
A shrunken lemon carved into a pig with raisin eyes on toothpick legs, holding a quarter in his mouth.
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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*sigh*
Screenshot from Fresh Prince of Belair with Uncle Phil carrying Jazz over his shoulder and Will Smith watching from a car. Uncle Phil is labelled “Me”, Jazz is labelled “2025” and Will is labelled “2026”. Let this serve as a warning, 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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When I have arrived at the airport.
A backlit red sign that reads "BEST HAM in the airport". The sign is about me.
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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For #ArtAdventCalendar Day 19, a brand new card! And the last in the Major Arcana!

XXI. The World

I hope the coming new year brings you all peace, expansion, and fulfillment of the soul.
Line art illustration of tarot card for "The World" featuring blue barn swallows perched on spruce branches and an antique globe in the background with two swallows flying in front.
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I never make mistakes.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Saturday night WIP.
Black and white line art of swallows sitting and flying in front of tilted globe.
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I don’t typically post outfits here but this one is very fun and I feel like it and I’m a grown-ass woman and anyway, here’s Wonderwall…
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 4

A favourite slide illustration from my 2019 PechaKucha presentation 'The Art of Better', a talk about the meaning of art, self-improvement and how these things better our lives as a whole.

You can still see it for free here:
www.pechakucha.com/presentation...
Pink toned line artwork of flowers blooming on a human heart that is in the process of being sewn up.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Not sending the special message to @aplante.com even though she would totally send that to me.
Discord sidekicks Alex and Heathcliff.
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 3

Just a gang of little chickadees sitting on a wire. Seeing these guys all winter is probably the best pick-me-up I can have each day.

#birds
Coloured line artwork of five chickadees sitting on a wire during snowfall. The one in the middle has a seed in its beak and I assure you, the others are just jealous.
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 2

Another pattern for today, a few swans a swimming!

#birds
Line art illustrations of black and white swans swimming on a navy blue background.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 1

Kicking things off light and breezy with this art deco inspired peacock pattern
Peach pattern with graphic arched fern shapes and line artwork of peacocks and peahens standing within.
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Why do I always post these so late at night? Anyway, one more card to go to finish the Major Arcana! Please enjoy the raptors of judgement.

XX. Judgement
Tarot card design for Judgement with coloured line art illustrations of raptors (hawks and falcons) flying in a cloudy sky with ribbons and a sun shining behind the clouds.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I was buying some new pjs on Etsy and I stopped in my tracks while scrolling to look at this set because despite their ugliness, I straight up thought those were little Tim Robinson heads.
A white camisole and shorts with a repeated pattern of some guy's head all over them. You can apparently customize them this way but for real, who would want to, unless you were actually going to put Tim Robinson on them?
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It's late, so here's a little work in progress on a new card for the bird deck...
Black and white line art of a falcon diving down among the sun and clouds. Ribbons are rising up among other flying birds of prey.
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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And this one, I think I reposted it recently but forgot to add it to the thread!

XV. The Devil
Illustrated tarot card featuring coloured line artwork of a bearded vulture looking sideways at the camera, standing on a pile of bones.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Don’t think I ever posted this one here at all actually!

III. The Empress
Tarot card mockup featuring coloured line art illustration of two storks wading in a pond in a bamboo grove. One is wearing a red imperial looking hat.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The strong lady of the Major Arcana…

XI. Justice
A mockup of a tarot card for Justice featuring an illustrated blindfolded female cardinal on a perch in front of two banners, one with a scale and the other with a sword.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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And here is…

I. The Magician
A mockup of a tarot card with an illustration of a red winged blackbird rising out of a bubbling chalice with pussy willow branches in front of a wine coloured backdrop.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Adding some missing cards to the thread…

IX. The Hermit
Illustrated image of a tarot card for The Hermit, featuring coloured line art of a Eurasian Eagle Owl in a green cloak hood with a clawed lantern and candle in front of a night sky.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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In the cardinal justice system, the birds are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups...

XI. Justice

#birds
A mockup of a tarot card for Justice featuring an illustrated blindfolded female cardinal on a perch in front of two banners, one with a scale and the other with a sword.
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Somehow forgot to post this card here when I made it? Ah well, enjoy this maniac on Halloween! The bone-eater, the devil, a bearded vulture!

XV. The Devil

#birds
Illustrated tarot card featuring coloured line artwork of a bearded vulture looking sideways at the camera, standing on a pile of bones.
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM