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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick
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Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.

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XI. Justice
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Protein bars do that as a threat signal, to protect you from eating protein.
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Cold, dry air only makes me want a Slurpee even MORE.
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Lol.

The article (which was awesome) has been tragically paywalled by Esquire, but I invite you to watch the interview so you can realize immediately why Stallone really shouldn't have been associated with a restaurant. Clearly couldn't care less about food!

www.instagram.com/reels/DRRLM7...
January 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
One time I read an article about the rise and fall of Planet Hollywood and Stallone was quoted as "I'm just not prone to chew a lot."

And that's how I think of all these Soylent-chuggin' techbros, honestly.
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM