Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick
@samposnick.com
Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
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Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.
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"It's too dark, and it has too much plants," Brian Wilson said. The other Forest Boys nodded. They'd have to find a new name.
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"It's too dark, and it has too much plants," Brian Wilson said. The other Forest Boys nodded. They'd have to find a new name.
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The strong lady of the Major Arcana…
XI. Justice
XI. Justice
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The strong lady of the Major Arcana…
XI. Justice
XI. Justice
* posting an outfit vid on my instagram *
Sassy little Marie Antoinette voice:
“LET THEM THIRST!”
Sassy little Marie Antoinette voice:
“LET THEM THIRST!”
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
* posting an outfit vid on my instagram *
Sassy little Marie Antoinette voice:
“LET THEM THIRST!”
Sassy little Marie Antoinette voice:
“LET THEM THIRST!”
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I don’t exactly know what “clean eating” entails but assume it means you rinse your hot dog in the sink before tucking in?
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I don’t exactly know what “clean eating” entails but assume it means you rinse your hot dog in the sink before tucking in?
We've reached the time of year where I'm just wandering around the house with a furry blanket around my shoulders, like some cast-off Game of Thrones character.
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
We've reached the time of year where I'm just wandering around the house with a furry blanket around my shoulders, like some cast-off Game of Thrones character.
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A Dutch term for someone who acts tough but is actually a coward is held op sokken. It means “hero on socks.” The phrase originally referred to when, during a confrontation, a phoney tough guy would ditch their noisy clogs so they could retreat quietly in just their socks.
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 AM
A Dutch term for someone who acts tough but is actually a coward is held op sokken. It means “hero on socks.” The phrase originally referred to when, during a confrontation, a phoney tough guy would ditch their noisy clogs so they could retreat quietly in just their socks.
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This great blue heron portrait from a few years ago is still one of my favorites. The heron flew in on a very cold day and settled on the other side of some bushes.
I love the way its feathers are puffed up, likely for insulation.
laurel-gale.pixels.com/featured/gre...
#birds #nature #wildlife 📷
I love the way its feathers are puffed up, likely for insulation.
laurel-gale.pixels.com/featured/gre...
#birds #nature #wildlife 📷
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This great blue heron portrait from a few years ago is still one of my favorites. The heron flew in on a very cold day and settled on the other side of some bushes.
I love the way its feathers are puffed up, likely for insulation.
laurel-gale.pixels.com/featured/gre...
#birds #nature #wildlife 📷
I love the way its feathers are puffed up, likely for insulation.
laurel-gale.pixels.com/featured/gre...
#birds #nature #wildlife 📷
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carefully observing two 7-11 taquitos from the cover of the coffee station before launching my attack
January 22, 2026 at 6:51 PM
carefully observing two 7-11 taquitos from the cover of the coffee station before launching my attack
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centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
“You know, you’d be really good at…”
“Let me stop you right there. The only thing I’m good at is doing things I’m really bad at. Repeatedly, if possible.”
“Let me stop you right there. The only thing I’m good at is doing things I’m really bad at. Repeatedly, if possible.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
“You know, you’d be really good at…”
“Let me stop you right there. The only thing I’m good at is doing things I’m really bad at. Repeatedly, if possible.”
“Let me stop you right there. The only thing I’m good at is doing things I’m really bad at. Repeatedly, if possible.”
*chef at the Teppanyaki restaurant just flipping egg after egg into my gaping maw*
Damn, where is she even putting these?
Damn, where is she even putting these?
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 AM
*chef at the Teppanyaki restaurant just flipping egg after egg into my gaping maw*
Damn, where is she even putting these?
Damn, where is she even putting these?
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[making that guitar solo face as I type out a really good post]
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 PM
[making that guitar solo face as I type out a really good post]
*seeing people walking outside with no coat or gloves on*
“Ah yes, I remember having circulation,” she whispered, vampirically.
“Ah yes, I remember having circulation,” she whispered, vampirically.
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
*seeing people walking outside with no coat or gloves on*
“Ah yes, I remember having circulation,” she whispered, vampirically.
“Ah yes, I remember having circulation,” she whispered, vampirically.
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Hey Artists of Bluesky! PAYING GIG: 2-4 pieces of original interior B&W/greyscale SFF art for Year’s Best Canadian F&SF Vol 4. Canadian artists strongly preferred. 🇨🇦 Any style, NO AI. Post links to portfolios below. Need artwork in May/June. Pls share WIDELY! #ArtSky #ArtistsOnBluesky #Illustration
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Hey Artists of Bluesky! PAYING GIG: 2-4 pieces of original interior B&W/greyscale SFF art for Year’s Best Canadian F&SF Vol 4. Canadian artists strongly preferred. 🇨🇦 Any style, NO AI. Post links to portfolios below. Need artwork in May/June. Pls share WIDELY! #ArtSky #ArtistsOnBluesky #Illustration
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The opposite of a smoothie is a roughie, a glass full of food you choke down whole.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The opposite of a smoothie is a roughie, a glass full of food you choke down whole.
Most of my job and life these days is trying to make bad times look good.
Honestly unsure how it’s going.
Honestly unsure how it’s going.
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Most of my job and life these days is trying to make bad times look good.
Honestly unsure how it’s going.
Honestly unsure how it’s going.
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Grabbing the convenience store clerk by the collar and screaming, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?" as he nods timidly and grabs some chips to put in the bag with my Diet Dr. Pepper.
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Grabbing the convenience store clerk by the collar and screaming, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?" as he nods timidly and grabs some chips to put in the bag with my Diet Dr. Pepper.
Grabbing the convenience store clerk by the collar and screaming, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?" as he nods timidly and grabs some chips to put in the bag with my Diet Dr. Pepper.
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Grabbing the convenience store clerk by the collar and screaming, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?" as he nods timidly and grabs some chips to put in the bag with my Diet Dr. Pepper.
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my Rob Liefeld Captain America study (2022)
January 20, 2026 at 10:41 PM
my Rob Liefeld Captain America study (2022)
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ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
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Showering with water so hard it smokes two packs a day unfiltered and challenges me to throw dice in an alley.
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Showering with water so hard it smokes two packs a day unfiltered and challenges me to throw dice in an alley.
Temporarily not being able to take huge bites of things is really hampering my Dagwood Bumstead lifestyle.
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Temporarily not being able to take huge bites of things is really hampering my Dagwood Bumstead lifestyle.
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Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains