Sam "The Old Dutch Snacc" Posnick
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Sam "The Old Dutch Snacc" Posnick
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Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.

Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.


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Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.
I was buying some new pjs on Etsy and I stopped in my tracks while scrolling to look at this set because despite their ugliness, I straight up thought those were little Tim Robinson heads.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I finished a little sewing project/skirt upgrade today and although it's not professional quality, I really like it!

So that's something for me to feel good about, I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bought a chain belt today and before you ask: Yes, of course I’m going to attach one end of it to a bag of Sour Patch Kids and put it in my pocket.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Suffering, but in a sexy and mysterious way.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Well, I certainly am having the kind of time where if anyone wanted to say something nice about me just as a person, I would really welcome that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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“Moi?"
(American Red Squirrel) 🌿
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Snowy Egret next to San Francisco Bay Trail. Emeryville, California.

#birds #nature #eastcoastkin
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thinking of getting a one month trial of YouTube Red PRIMARILY so that I don't have to see the Old Navy holiday commercials anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's Law & Order season again (the time of the year when the weather cools off enough for me to watch Law & Order).
In the cardinal justice system, the birds are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups...

XI. Justice

#birds
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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(folding a piece of paper in half and pushing a pencil through it to show how wormholes function) now of course this only works on pencils
November 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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It's late, so here's a little work in progress on a new card for the bird deck...
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It's late, so here's a little work in progress on a new card for the bird deck...
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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working on merch while selling merch #art
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.
October 3, 2023 at 3:18 AM
When I see a bakery.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM