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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick

@samposnick.com

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Well, I think they should be called *good*posts, actually. Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work. IG: @samposnick www.samposnick.com

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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · Nov 29

Aw crap, I said I would finally make an "intro" post when I passed 500 people.

Hi, I'm Sam! I'm a freelance illustrator and Communications Manager for a local arts organization. I draw a lot of nature stuff and used to do a lot of surface pattern design, chances are you've seen my stuff somewhere.

Photo of blonde woman in lace top facing camera.

Large wooden art pieces with black printed line art of Canada Goose and fish with graphic shapes layered underneath.

Stupid little fool sparrow hopping along a path with a classic hobo bindle under its wing. Self-portrait.

Hand holding two cds with nature themed artwork on it.

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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 1d

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

The pride of saying "yes" when someone asks "have you shopped with us before?" Witness my loyalty, lay coupons at my feet

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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · Nov 3

Turns out I hadn't added these lovey birds to the Bird Tarot thread yet, so here they are again:

Tarot Card on wood floor of The Lovers, featuring an illustration of two pigeons forming a heart shape in a tree.

Tarot Card of The Lovers, featuring an illustration of two pigeons forming a heart shape in a tree.

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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 2d

The life of a social media manager:

3 panel black and white comic where a bear wearing a sweater with a T on it walks into a room and sing songs “Hey guys! Guess who just got… yelled at”

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 2d

Moon last night gave me powers. Remains to be seen if they’re good or bad. I’m thinking probably mixed bag, like everything

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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Demon Car @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 4d

[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....

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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

I'm more of a rogue type. Put all my points into Intelligence and Dexterity, no Strength.

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

Had to scamper over a felled tree twice on my run today, thus increasing my dexterity stats by 2.

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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

Conversely, if it happened while I was running instead it would be, "After being struck by car, Dirt Woman returns to the dirt from whence she came"

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

Wow, you should do this professionally!

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

I gotta be honest here, I am doing this to everyone basically though.

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

Yeah, but... my pride! And yes, love the voice acting so much.

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

"Why do you dress so nice when you bike to the office?"

Because I want the news headline to say "CUTE woman killed by car while cycling to work".

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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

Hahaha, yeah! It’s the kind of game I suck at but I enjoy the overall design and dialogue a lot!

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 3d

I'm always so behind the times, I only started playing the first one recently, lol.

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 4d

Such a hunky doofus.

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 5d

Admittedly, yes, this is kind of how I picture you normally.

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 5d

Rose are red
The algorithm knows me

Recommended video on YouTube or what I can only describe as a crazed looking hermit holding up a pickle jar and the video is titled how to make pickle Pepsi at home for free. Its worth noting that is has 3 million views

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 5d

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

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Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 5d

Thank you, I plan to! It may take some time but it is coming along!

Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick @samposnick.com · 5d

Me, everyday:

"No. Dismiss workout."

"No. Dismiss workout."

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 6d

Googling "lemon pig keeps spitting out coin and hissing is that bad"

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 7d

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."

A model of the first level from Mario 64.

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 6d

Friendly Tavern
Enderlin, ND

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