Not Funny Sam
@samsnotfunny.bsky.social
amateur crafter, part time streamer, full time court jester🫡
thanksgiving isn’t a particularly important holiday to me but there was something about this one 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
thanksgiving isn’t a particularly important holiday to me but there was something about this one 🥰
i could be so powerful if i didn’t experience motion sickness
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i could be so powerful if i didn’t experience motion sickness
when i die, sit everyone down at my funeral, no speeches, just play the edits folder on my tiktok.
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
when i die, sit everyone down at my funeral, no speeches, just play the edits folder on my tiktok.
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I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
if there’s any upside to being ungodly ill today it’s that my cats become velcro kitties.
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if there’s any upside to being ungodly ill today it’s that my cats become velcro kitties.
it is slightly jarring to have red wine supernova as one of the first songs on a hetero dating show ☠️😂
June 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it is slightly jarring to have red wine supernova as one of the first songs on a hetero dating show ☠️😂
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Good morning to everyone except ICE and their supporters 🖤
Art: sailormoonwisdom on IG
Art: sailormoonwisdom on IG
June 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good morning to everyone except ICE and their supporters 🖤
Art: sailormoonwisdom on IG
Art: sailormoonwisdom on IG
the OCD flare when you move is not for the weak
May 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
the OCD flare when you move is not for the weak
ignore my messy room i just moved, pay attention to the skirt i crocheted
May 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ignore my messy room i just moved, pay attention to the skirt i crocheted
this time on friday i will live somewhere else life is fucking crazy
May 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this time on friday i will live somewhere else life is fucking crazy
ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!! got the approval from the apartment i’m getting outta here boys 🥰🎉🥰🥰😃🥰😃🥰😃🥰
May 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!! got the approval from the apartment i’m getting outta here boys 🥰🎉🥰🥰😃🥰😃🥰😃🥰
not to be maidenless on main but is apex arenas comes back i will become very annoying (positively)
April 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
not to be maidenless on main but is apex arenas comes back i will become very annoying (positively)
screaming crying throwing up from excitement
April 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
screaming crying throwing up from excitement
the four horsemen of the television apocalypse: Sam Levison, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Ryan Murphy, and Nick Lachey
April 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the four horsemen of the television apocalypse: Sam Levison, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Ryan Murphy, and Nick Lachey
busted my knee picking up a small dog, how is this legal???????
April 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
busted my knee picking up a small dog, how is this legal???????
me when a child dies in the book about a child battle royale
April 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
me when a child dies in the book about a child battle royale
started sunrise on the reaping and Haymitch saying he doesn’t really drink made me stop and do a 1000 yard stare while i considered the stab wound i just received.
April 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
started sunrise on the reaping and Haymitch saying he doesn’t really drink made me stop and do a 1000 yard stare while i considered the stab wound i just received.
AI movie Jesus is real, he can and will hurt you.
April 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
AI movie Jesus is real, he can and will hurt you.
🥰✨💖 me when i make men rage quit an FPS 💖✨🥰
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
🥰✨💖 me when i make men rage quit an FPS 💖✨🥰
brewing up big life changes like little potions, just wait
March 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
brewing up big life changes like little potions, just wait
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What if I decided to be a cunt. What would u even do
March 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What if I decided to be a cunt. What would u even do
i’m locked out of twitter rn so i can’t post this where it needs to be seen HOWEVER
now that chappell roan has a country song out im begging her to cover “there is no arizona” by jamie o’neal.
now that chappell roan has a country song out im begging her to cover “there is no arizona” by jamie o’neal.
March 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i’m locked out of twitter rn so i can’t post this where it needs to be seen HOWEVER
now that chappell roan has a country song out im begging her to cover “there is no arizona” by jamie o’neal.
now that chappell roan has a country song out im begging her to cover “there is no arizona” by jamie o’neal.