crashout king 🔞🏳️⚧️
@samsonlyphans.bsky.social
30+, trans, married, NWI
i do not use any social media seriously or frequently
https://toyhou.se/samsonlyphans
i do not use any social media seriously or frequently
https://toyhou.se/samsonlyphans
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i do not use bluesky seriously. everything i post should be assumed satirical unless stated otherwise. i love femboys and every woman to ever exist and have sex. boo
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thinking about baby's first anti-colonialist piece of media during this year of the horse
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
thinking about baby's first anti-colonialist piece of media during this year of the horse
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Here’s a useful reminder of what our federal courts SHOULD be doing to uphold our constitutional traditions:
Annotating the Judge’s Decision in the Case of Liam Conejo Ramos, a 5-Year-Old Detained by ICE (Gift Article)
Our critic annotates the barbed wordplay of a decision challenging the Trump administration’s theory of executive power.
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Here’s a useful reminder of what our federal courts SHOULD be doing to uphold our constitutional traditions:
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There are a million reasons to delete shit tok, but with the new privacy policy bs theyre pulling that will be used to harm and discriminate you, now has never been a better time to touch grass.
TikTok is already being turned into a propaganda machine.
A lack of ability to see criticism can persuade users to think that means there’s (unanimous) support.
That, AND it’s collecting your data for whatever purpose it wants, & I bet at least a few of them you’d be horrified by.
Just delete it.
A lack of ability to see criticism can persuade users to think that means there’s (unanimous) support.
That, AND it’s collecting your data for whatever purpose it wants, & I bet at least a few of them you’d be horrified by.
Just delete it.
That was fast.
January 28, 2026 at 6:58 PM
There are a million reasons to delete shit tok, but with the new privacy policy bs theyre pulling that will be used to harm and discriminate you, now has never been a better time to touch grass.
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GoFundMe for Kaden Rummler, the young trans man blinded by ICE agents this week.
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds, organized by Sarah Gallimore
Posting on behalf of my friend:
On Friday, 1/9, hundreds protester… Sarah Gallimore needs your support for Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds
www.gofundme.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM
GoFundMe for Kaden Rummler, the young trans man blinded by ICE agents this week.
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
it only took a decade or smn but im entering my furry era
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
it only took a decade or smn but im entering my furry era
softbarkz / hellaheckingay / whatever this lowlife from ohio goes by is a zoosadist.
they film crush content of flies, who experience pain and suffering.
this was discovered thru softbarkz falsely DMCA'ing a disabled queer artist (who relies upon art to live) and their partner.
links n such below
they film crush content of flies, who experience pain and suffering.
this was discovered thru softbarkz falsely DMCA'ing a disabled queer artist (who relies upon art to live) and their partner.
links n such below
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
softbarkz / hellaheckingay / whatever this lowlife from ohio goes by is a zoosadist.
they film crush content of flies, who experience pain and suffering.
this was discovered thru softbarkz falsely DMCA'ing a disabled queer artist (who relies upon art to live) and their partner.
links n such below
they film crush content of flies, who experience pain and suffering.
this was discovered thru softbarkz falsely DMCA'ing a disabled queer artist (who relies upon art to live) and their partner.
links n such below
i luv minding my business and having sex with my boyfriend and kissing my wife
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 AM
i luv minding my business and having sex with my boyfriend and kissing my wife
hi whores i remembered my beloved robot transgender f@ggot fixation from 9 years ago
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 AM
hi whores i remembered my beloved robot transgender f@ggot fixation from 9 years ago
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My rights were fought for by faggots and whores not the US marine corps
November 22, 2024 at 9:06 PM
My rights were fought for by faggots and whores not the US marine corps
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January 7, 2026 at 11:33 AM
anyone else having an abysmal 2025 or is it just my family
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
anyone else having an abysmal 2025 or is it just my family
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Today is Special Dog Memorial Day! Here's a candle for that special dog who still brings tears and smiles, no matter how long they've been gone.
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🌺🕯🌺
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🌺🕯🌺
October 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Today is Special Dog Memorial Day! Here's a candle for that special dog who still brings tears and smiles, no matter how long they've been gone.
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🌺🕯🌺
🔥
🌺🕯🌺
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putting this on your timeline again
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
putting this on your timeline again
idfk how some of yall crazy ass chronically online mfs constantly doom post. u are not doing anything worth shit. yeah america is in shambles. posting on twt and bsky abt it isnt doing anything? call ur state reps and donate what u can to suffering ppl. jfc
September 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
idfk how some of yall crazy ass chronically online mfs constantly doom post. u are not doing anything worth shit. yeah america is in shambles. posting on twt and bsky abt it isnt doing anything? call ur state reps and donate what u can to suffering ppl. jfc
saw a ladybug this morning
September 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
saw a ladybug this morning
i like playing toys
August 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i like playing toys
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
who me? twirls my foreskin
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
who me? twirls my foreskin
i need to eat a whole ass watermelon
August 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i need to eat a whole ass watermelon
if you touch tips in the urinals is that gay. asking for a friend
August 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
if you touch tips in the urinals is that gay. asking for a friend
keeping my circle small and terrorizing my loved ones works pretty good for me. more people should do that.
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
keeping my circle small and terrorizing my loved ones works pretty good for me. more people should do that.