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It's the water off the peas
You know every now and then I feel bad for no longer supporting Newcastle but then I turn on one of their matches and the advertising boards are promoting the PIF and that all goes away
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
fette sau and music hall of williamsburg closing is bad news for the worst person you've ever met, milennial-edition
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
weird that the best show of 2025 was season 3 of TNT's leverage for the 13th straight year
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Never not embarrassing to pass out in front of people you don’t know
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
new groverhaus just dropped
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I need this
Casio QL-10 (1981)

You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by JEFF
I’m thankful for turning my haters into waiters at the table of success
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sad I missed my friends Goku and Luffy in the parade - hope they’re alright
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The halftime show at the Sixers game was a German man with a bad haircut doing gymnastics and also there’s a dog? Anyways, if anything ever happens to Scooby, I’ll find whoever’s responsible and end them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
gonna make something like this but it only replies "Go Birds" to anyone who wants spiritual guidance
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i think the way to fix everything is to make it so computers are the size of entire rooms again
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
New Tony Molina album: 21 songs, 23 minutes. He can’t keep getting away with this (making perfect albums)
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
it's fucked up how so much of my unpacking anxiety dissipates as soon as i get internet set up
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
life hack: don't get sick a week before you move
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When will Zohran Mamdani denounce twitch streamer “mcshitpants420” for telling me to sit on it and rotate when I told him that the drop rate for the crissaegrim in castlevania symphony of the night is actually .3%, not .03%?
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
all out of hormbles chormbles
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my bold prediction for this upcoming nba season: pain
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
wow gary vee AND kara swisher are in tron: ares? why didn't they lead with that? i gotta head to the theater right now and throw a fruitopia bottle filled with piss at the screen.
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
time for my new sunday tradition: having exactly one drink and searching "denis levant dance compilation" on youtube
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i'm pretty sure i've seen these guys open for PUP
There’s a lot to love about this picture.
September 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
wrestling is cool because sometimes in a royal rumble style match a wrestler will enter, kneel on a pillow, apologize for having no idea what's going on, and almost win a title belt because of it.
September 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Georgia O’Keeffe looked at this and said “that’s a bit much”
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
new idea: recreate The Box where i televise 20 minutes of lists of music videos and then show Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly
September 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM