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Sándwich Judge
@sandwichjudge.bsky.social
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That isn’t me in the photo, it is Patches. MSN dude
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November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Speech bubble under a picture of Al Pacino in Scarface, who *SPOILER ALERT* did the drugs he sold
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I think this bird kinda looks like Patches
A fluffy small dog (patches) with his tongue out on top of a man (me) sitting on a couch
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
Just a few cranes strolling through the neighborhood. Lots of leaf piles.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Scene from futurama: All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse juiced in goodness.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Sickos guy saying ha ha ha… yes!
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Ginger scallion chicken noodle soup #soupszn 🍲🍽️
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Argyle sweater szn
A fluffy small dog wearing an argyle patterned sweater
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Butternut squash soup with braised hatch chile pulled pork #soupszn 🍲🍽️
A thick blended soup with sprinkled paprika and braised hatch chile pulled pork on top
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Not surprised
Search on twitter with the search term “from:speakerpelosi Mamdani” with no results returned
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Tweet from The Rock: Just got word that will shock the world - land of the free…home of the brave DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Chicken Knoepfle Soup 🍲 🍽️ #soupszn
A thick creamy soup in a square bowl with chicken, knoepfle (a thick, button shaped noodle popular in North Dakota in the 1900s), carrots, celery, and potatoes garnished with black pepper and dill
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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🍔🍲🧅🥓🥨 Cheeseburger soup with onion bacon relish and pretzel croutons #soupszn 🍽️
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Best I can do is a birthday cake emoji react
Pawn stars guys
October 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Weeknight meal care of Trader Joe’s (TJ) and Costco (CC):
- Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ)
- holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC)
- Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC)
- lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven
Got rave reviews! 🍽️
Induction burner with pasta water and a chunky orange pasta sauce on the left, ravioli and a bowl of sauced ravioli with crumbled kale chips on the right
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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They should just do one of these bits instead
A shot from Late Night with Conan O’Brien where Conan is looking at a video monitor showing Bill Clinton. Bill’s mouth is notably off-center and smirking. This was a bit where Conan would pretend he was interviewing somebody famous but would superimpose a mouth on a still image of the person and they would say funny things
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Yeesh this is awkward 😬
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Gm
A small furry dog nestled up to a man in a t-shirt with his belly exposed and his front paws bent, as to be asking for belly rubs
October 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Italian Wedding Soup #soupszn
Italian Wedding Soup in a Dutch oven. Meatballs, kale, carrots, and ditalini pasta are in the cloudy chicken broth. Italian wedding soup served in a bowl, covered by three crostinis and Parmesan cheese
October 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Imagining a nice old retiree painfully wheezing because of concern about the client impact while LuAnn and Jerry from The Villages in Florida pull into Barbados on the Carnival Venezia
Article from 2019 detailing that a cruise company releases 10x the air pollution than all of Europe’s cars
October 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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A three panel comic from an old video game Club Penguin with a cartoon penguin sitting at a desk in front of a monitor and telephone in all three frames. Frame one: nine nine one what is your emergency Frame two: what do you mean youre being murdered Frame three: thats illegal people can’t do that
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Patches is 14 too!!
A fluffy small dog with his tongue out
September 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM