Sándwich Judge
@sandwichjudge.bsky.social
That isn’t me in the photo, it is Patches. MSN dude
Snow plow works, I think this is year 10. Still plowing my neighbors’ sidewalks but this year stopping short of the house with the RFK Jr sign in their front lawn 😎
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Snow plow works, I think this is year 10. Still plowing my neighbors’ sidewalks but this year stopping short of the house with the RFK Jr sign in their front lawn 😎
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Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
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sending this to the chinese restaurant occupying half of the old pizza hut around the corner
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
sending this to the chinese restaurant occupying half of the old pizza hut around the corner
Finally saw One Battle After Another last night. How great is Sensei Sergio
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Finally saw One Battle After Another last night. How great is Sensei Sergio
We need a Climate Stalin, though I will also settle for a Sending People Who Have Their Phone Speakers and Notifications On at Full Volume in a Goddamn Airport Terminal To The Gulag Stalin
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
We need a Climate Stalin, though I will also settle for a Sending People Who Have Their Phone Speakers and Notifications On at Full Volume in a Goddamn Airport Terminal To The Gulag Stalin
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Hey y'all, I'm looking for my next role!
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey y'all, I'm looking for my next role!
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
“I know airline mergers and falling profit rates have shrunk your legroom, and air traffic controller staffing shortages increase travel risk, and we rolled back the meager consumer protections for travel disruptions, but we can offer you this: pull up your dang pants, you slobs!!”
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“I know airline mergers and falling profit rates have shrunk your legroom, and air traffic controller staffing shortages increase travel risk, and we rolled back the meager consumer protections for travel disruptions, but we can offer you this: pull up your dang pants, you slobs!!”
Whenever Curtis Yarvin gets mentioned my brain immediately pegs him as a pitcher based in the west coast who had a hot start to his career but while still in a starting role has not lived to his expectations
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Whenever Curtis Yarvin gets mentioned my brain immediately pegs him as a pitcher based in the west coast who had a hot start to his career but while still in a starting role has not lived to his expectations
The number of women in the US willing to move abroad permanently in the 15-44 age range is around 26 million, which isn’t too far from the number of 光棍 (guang gun, or men of marriage age that are in excess to the number of women in China), about 30 million.
Historic opportunity for President Xi
Historic opportunity for President Xi
The latest @gallup.com poll:
- "In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity."
news.gallup.com/poll/697382/...
- "In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity."
news.gallup.com/poll/697382/...
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The number of women in the US willing to move abroad permanently in the 15-44 age range is around 26 million, which isn’t too far from the number of 光棍 (guang gun, or men of marriage age that are in excess to the number of women in China), about 30 million.
Historic opportunity for President Xi
Historic opportunity for President Xi
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Live your life so you don’t notice cloud flare outages.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Live your life so you don’t notice cloud flare outages.
The noise electric cars make sounds like one of the opening harmonies in Bohemian Rhapsody
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The noise electric cars make sounds like one of the opening harmonies in Bohemian Rhapsody
Tfw the bus speaker delivers a “no smoking and vaping on the bus” notice and you look around to see if someone triggered that notice and you lock eyes with someone doing the same thing and now you know they suspect you
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Tfw the bus speaker delivers a “no smoking and vaping on the bus” notice and you look around to see if someone triggered that notice and you lock eyes with someone doing the same thing and now you know they suspect you
I have no Vern but I must Y’knowwhatimean
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have no Vern but I must Y’knowwhatimean
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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I attended a meeting yesterday and it reminded me that every single organizer needs to get training on how to facilitate meetings. Truly. You lose more people through terrible meeting facilitation than I can express.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I attended a meeting yesterday and it reminded me that every single organizer needs to get training on how to facilitate meetings. Truly. You lose more people through terrible meeting facilitation than I can express.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Please stop posting or quote tweeting screenshots of the South African billionaire fascist’s posts on his personal website tyvm
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Please stop posting or quote tweeting screenshots of the South African billionaire fascist’s posts on his personal website tyvm
Argyle sweater szn
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Argyle sweater szn