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[There’s a grin on his face— a sheepish one — but playfully sincere as he look up at the upside-down Agent in front of her. Up her legs to her face that blocked the intense sun. How compromising…

Instead of move, the Captain opted to move his hands to his lap; as if relaxing purposefully, followed
A top secret skill from the master himself…I must be his favorite!
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
[He had rolled to a stop; leaving him… upside down on the complimentary couch near Octo Canyon’s exit manhole. He lay there with folded arms, tentacles unceremoniously flopped against the pavement. ]

What do you mean? I… I totally meant to land like this. Check it!
[ Laughing at his tumble makes her landing a bit rough, using the heels of her boots to skid to a halt. ]

Hah! Hahah! Are you…pff…you good? Gotta look where you’re landin’!
Aw really? You’re too sweet to—

[Flop. He’s landed. Albeit not in the smoothest fashion…]

Haha… ha… 😵‍💫
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Aw really? You’re too sweet to—

[Flop. He’s landed. Albeit not in the smoothest fashion…]

Haha… ha… 😵‍💫
You KNOW I’m not callin’ you that! ‘Sides, you just got a head start! I’m lettin’ your old ass win!
Come one Agent 4! Just because I’m your Captain now doesn’t mean I’ve slown down!!! You gotta catch me… if you can!
February 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Come one Agent 4! Just because I’m your Captain now doesn’t mean I’ve slown down!!! You gotta catch me… if you can!
Wait. Huh?

…Did he super jump without me? C’mon—!
Hmmm… Let me get that absence of post cleared real quick.

…Done! It’s so nice being able to approve your own time off request.

See you soon!
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I’m only like two of these things…
Don't be a THREE!

T - terrible
H - heinous
R - reckless
E - egotistical
E - loser
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Hmmm… Let me get that absence of post cleared real quick.

…Done! It’s so nice being able to approve your own time off request.

See you soon!
Could be now?

—If you’ve got nothin’ else goin’ on, that is!
Who says you have to?

I never did. You just have to be able to not let them keep you from changing. And I know for a fact you don’t do that…

I’d like to see the shack sometime!
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I just wanted to make sure! Not everybody gets the nuances of IM (instant messaging)
Mmm.... 💢

Wow! So profound! Couldn't tell!

Dork.
Want but not try! Because we’ve been there and done that… *Siiiip*

That last part was me taking a sip of my coffee.
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Who says you have to?

I never did. You just have to be able to not let them keep you from changing. And I know for a fact you don’t do that…

I’d like to see the shack sometime!
Ah. Yeah, I get that.

[ a little smile. ]

I still keep the canyon shack clean. Hang out in it on my off days.

…I don’t wanna get rid of those memories just yet.
It’s a pretty big place! A lot to see and… think about. I dunno; sometimes I just lose track of time.

Octo Valley was the same say when I was a kid. Even when I had nothing to do I’d keep posted down there and wait… maybe they just feel like home to me. 😊
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If you wanna drop by you know where to find these old bones!

⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
Would anybody like to come over to Alterna actually? It’s been awfully quiet without any work to do… as nice of a little hideaway as it’s become.
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
It’s a pretty big place! A lot to see and… think about. I dunno; sometimes I just lose track of time.

Octo Valley was the same say when I was a kid. Even when I had nothing to do I’d keep posted down there and wait… maybe they just feel like home to me. 😊
What’re you even doin’ down there for so long then?
What…? What’s interesting about my threetime?
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Would anybody like to come over to Alterna actually? It’s been awfully quiet without any work to do… as nice of a little hideaway as it’s become.
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
What…? What’s interesting about my threetime?
Hm! How…interesting!
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Want but not try! Because we’ve been there and done that… *Siiiip*

That last part was me taking a sip of my coffee.
This makes me want to kill you
No #talky till ive had my #coffee …lol!
February 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Paperwork’s been short for some time actually. Although Cuttlefish told me he stopped bothering with it after a point…

I was just having a little fun! Some me-time! Some three-time!
Did you stay up late doing paperwork and fell asleep at base again?
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Heading out to get some de-rust for some of the old equipment lying around Octo Valley. Look at little Autobomb posing in the warehouse LOL
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
6am or pm… i just woke up and it’s #coffeetime !!! 🤣🤣🤣
So it’s 6 pm
No #talky till ive had my #coffee …lol!
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
No #talky till ive had my #coffee …lol!
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
She’s so wise…
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Oh… well. Down the hatch! 😋

⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
Is that…? Oh…
February 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Is that…? Oh…
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I give fast gifts

⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
What???! You fucking tell me this NOW? After I already got them this shirt?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
What???! You fucking tell me this NOW? After I already got them this shirt?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
These new phone emojis are so much less fun than the ones I used to use.
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
🙂 What?

⠀Splatted.
Huh? Then where are they??!
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM