i like to keep a picture of phil ochs in my pocket so i can take it out whenever politicians disappoint me and go “you seeing this shit, phil?”

“Boyz II Stronger Men: Achieving a Better Masculinity Through Slow Jams” (Simon and Schuster, 2026)

there is no humane reason as to why someone should be subjected to Cotton Eyed Joe three times in one shift

there’s something quite poetic about the silence after a long shift of loudness

i’ve been cynical about the economy for years but now i have to deal with the rise of facism in my 20s as well? jesus christ we’re never going to be free

goddamnit why do i have to be young during the rise of facism

Breaking: The vast majority of autistic people make it through their days, and indeed their lives, without ever making a Nazi salute.
When he tells you who he is, stop trying to find excuses not to believe him.

don’t know what my dad thought he signed up for when he had kids but i don’t think it was me livetweeting a tv show from 1985 at him

RIP david lynch im sorry i can’t see the difference between you and jimmy stewart

im an academic weapon if the weapon in question is a handful of gravel tossed gently in someone’s general direction

slipped and fell on ice two days in a row so the natural conclusion is that god wants me to stay indoors for all eternity

I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"