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dirty south clean girl
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louisiana 🐣 bay area 🏡
sourpuss with 2 dogs 🐾
political but stupid 🫦
i agree that this is bad and wrong, but i need people to understand these are not extraordinary punishments. these are not unusual conditions of carceral institutions in the US
The government says the people being deported are violent criminals, and they treat them inhumanely. But mostly they are subjecting ordinary people to extraordinary punishments.
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i predict the new wuthering heights will have more in common with the kate bush song than the book
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Next you’re going to tell me that, if the government doesn’t have the resources to provide all indigent criminal defendants with adequate counsel, it must either allocate more resources or reduce prosecutions
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
once again begging people who didn’t grow up religious to realize that evangelicals do not care about the pope, this is not a gotcha and will play well with his base
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?

MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
real men used to join the priesthood or the military instead of wining on the internet when nobody wanted to fuck them
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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I know this from researching police salaries for a recent paper: many cities have a set of officers taking home more than $500k and they can’t really explain why

oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did
One OPD officer logged 5,242 total working hours, racking up $490,000 in overtime pay. If he worked more than half of the time in a calendar year, why can't the city tell us what he did?
oaklandside.org
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
how am i doing? well i just wrote a to do list that said

bathe
do vegetables
eat laundry

🥴
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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(Looking around at the melting planet and rising fascism around the world) the problem is we don’t appeal to elected moderates in the United States enough
January 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
absolute nightmare blunt rotation
If you made a Venn diagram of every weird person I knew in Silicon Valley during the first dot-com boom, centrifuged it, extracted the pellet, and re-suspended it in high-proof eugenics with a splash of AI, you'd end up with something like this.

It'll take a strong stomach to read this "gift" link.
Can You Optimize Love?
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
me, eating a spiral sliced ham with my bare hands at midnight on a full moon:

this feels ancestral. women before me have surely torn apart meat in the moonlight like this
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 AM
tiktok algorithm so good it figured out not only exactly where i’m from, but the brand of curriculum that was used at the segregation academy i attended. and served me content hating on it 💗 she really gets me
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 AM
my most boomer coded belief is that this is good and appropriate if you work front of house
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
help i have a leftist etiquette question: did i unintentionally insult a person who i did not know was trans when i said “you’re a better woman than me” after they told me they hand wash all their silicone sex toys
August 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
uncannily poetic that this stupid world will be blown to smithereens when a literate coffee pot slips on a mathematical banana peel
imagine not finding this combination of words alarming
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i’m v kate to the game but just started watching Couples therapy and every interaction between Annie and Mau leaves me thinking he must actually have a magic dick bc she is so far and away out of his league (and self possessed enough to know better) and he is such an insufferable child
June 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I DONT WANT ANOTHER DEVICE I WANT A MAGIC ELIXIR THAT WILL MAKE MY DOG LIVE AS LONG AS ME
“The product will be capable of being fully aware of a user’s surroundings and life, will be unobtrusive, able to rest in one’s pocket or on one’s desk, and will be a third core device a person would put on a desk after a MacBook Pro and an iPhone.” 🫠
Exclusive | What Sam Altman Told OpenAI About the Secret Device He’s Making With Jony Ive
The idea is a “chance to do the biggest thing we’ve ever done as a company here,” Altman told OpenAI employees Wednesday.
www.wsj.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
probably an unpopular opinion but

men should have pocket knives

everyone can have them actually but esp people who bitch about the decline of trad masc. when i was growing up, Real Men could cut the tags off a new sweater at a moment’s notice
May 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
jeopardy masters FINALLY designing a category i know every answer to and it’s “hymns and spirituals” 😭
May 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i know this is true and it makes me sad.

i don’t think the author did great research on why this is happening (or even what a Southern accent is 🙄) but the conclusion that they’re disappearing is undeniable
May 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
me, cutting my social media diet to 2 hours a day, reading only 1-3 articles a day, and closing an app when i start feeling anxious: yeah i’ve had to disengage with news and politics for my mental health

someone who has never, not once read a long form article: buT hOw wiLL u StaY aWArEeeeeee
May 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
pilates teacher said a lot of women hold generational trauma in their hips and my first thought was: that’s why my ass is so big
April 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM