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Emily
@sarahemilyg.bsky.social
here because internet told me to
There’s not a word for what comes after thrice
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
honestly forgot about this oops
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Need 2 b lobotomized asap.
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me + my library card
May 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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If global warming was fake it would be such a dope conspiracy theory.
April 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I (me before sandwich) do need ya (sandwich).

I did (after sandwich).
April 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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As the U.S. Government endeavors to make tuberculosis great again, please consider preordering a signed copy of my book about our deadliest infection, its long history, and why in the 75 years since TB became curable, we've allowed over 150,000,000 people to die of the disease. everythingistb.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“My world’s on fire, how bout your’s?” -All Star by Smash Mouth featured in Shrek
February 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mother Nature, my heart hurts for you.
February 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
As a former ranger, so many of us are devastated and w/o jobs. Pls support your parks 💚
The Trump Administration’s hiring freeze has led the National Parks Service to cancel job offers for seasonal employees. We are concerned this could leave our parks understaffed during the busy summer season, which sees over 100 million visitors annually.
January 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
going to set the tone by immediately saying I love Shrek
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
mom, I’m scared
January 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I’m sad.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM