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Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑
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“Well I had to. They were going to put you in the hospital if you didn’t get better at the shuttle run.”
Susan Sarandon playing Frank’s former teacher and current love interest on 30 Rock
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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My favorite line from Tina Fey in Bossypants:
I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and cleant hemselves, and they still work. The women, though, they're all 'crazy. I have a suspicion — and hear me out, because this is a rough one — that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Me too.

And I love him, but I really miss our prior cat so much. It’s so hard when you lose the cat of your heart.
Gray long-haired cat in a clothes dryer
February 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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My cat knows that song too!
Black cat lounging in a bathtub
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Teen roast photo
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Preacher: Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Wh-wh-wh--? Where the FUCK is your CHIN!
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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The Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Absolutely superb work by @adamserwer.bsky.social. I’m so glad I started my day with this.
The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive-because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization, " while armed brutes try to tear it down by force. No matter how many more armed men Trump sends to impose his will on the people of Minnesota, all he can do is accentuate their valor. No application of armed violence can make the men with guns as heroic as the people who choose to stand in their path with empty hands in defense of their neighbors. These agents, and the president who sent them, are no one's heroes, no ones saviors—just men with guns who have to hide their faces to shoot a mom in the face, and a nurse in the back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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I don’t have a snow dog, but I have a cat who is at least slightly proximate to snow. His whole side was freezing from being up against the window, but he didn’t seem to mind.
Cat lying on a towel next to a window where snow has piled up outside
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Monty Python’s The Semaphore Flag Version of “Wuthering Heights”
January 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Evelyn Normielib meme -Retired teacher -Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson -“the blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
January 24, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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@chrisgeidner.bsky.social Humph.
NYT Spelling Bee showing LAWDORK as “not in word list”
January 19, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Renee Good protest sign: "WE SAW THE VIDEO!"
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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Protest sign: This fuckin' bitch IS mad
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius. Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit l've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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I have TWO of them
Spatula signed by Weird Al Yankovic
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A excuse to show my spatula signed by Weird Al!
Spatula signed by Weird Al Yankovic
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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No One likes You, Elon poster at Tesla Takedown protest
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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That’s why this was the sign I carried in the Hands Off march.
Hands Off sign: You weirdo losers can’t have our country
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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No One Likes You, Elon sign at Tesla Takedown rally
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Inshallah
"I voted to be racist, not poor" meme showing a woman in Trump gear
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"Nein. Das ist für mich."
Final line of The Lives of Others, an absolute masterpiece
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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politico.com Another House Republican predicted the GOP conference would spend some time reeling from the fallout of the race, given that it shouldn't have been competitive in the first place. "If our victory margin is single digits, the conference may come unhinged," one senior House Republican said. A loss would be catastrophic and the conference would "explode," the Republican added.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM