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@sarklor.bsky.social
Depressed goblin nightmare boy.
Occasional freelance writer: Warhammer 40K: Wrath & Glory, Imperium Maledictum, Warhammer Fantasy RolePlay. I am also a 2019 Hugo Award Attendee. He/Him etc.
https://ko-fi.com/sarklor
https://www.sarklor.ie/
Occasional freelance writer: Warhammer 40K: Wrath & Glory, Imperium Maledictum, Warhammer Fantasy RolePlay. I am also a 2019 Hugo Award Attendee. He/Him etc.
https://ko-fi.com/sarklor
https://www.sarklor.ie/
Nobody:
Absolutely fucking nobody:
Abandoned potato:
Absolutely fucking nobody:
Abandoned potato:
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely fucking nobody:
Abandoned potato:
Absolutely fucking nobody:
Abandoned potato:
sent a very scary Work Email, when does my medal arrive
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
sent a very scary Work Email, when does my medal arrive
"I put a dollar into this machine. What it told me turned my world upside down"
Gods, you gullible dipshits.
Gods, you gullible dipshits.
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"I put a dollar into this machine. What it told me turned my world upside down"
Gods, you gullible dipshits.
Gods, you gullible dipshits.
i knew sailors were horny but I never knew they had a flag for it
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM
i knew sailors were horny but I never knew they had a flag for it
anyway we should all be saying this more often
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
anyway we should all be saying this more often
I'm simply going to have to make more use of this going forward
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I'm simply going to have to make more use of this going forward
Meanwhile @micheal-martin.bsky.social is like "yes but those 23,000 images of CSAM were good for the economy so..."
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Meanwhile @micheal-martin.bsky.social is like "yes but those 23,000 images of CSAM were good for the economy so..."
A friend is organising a stag weekend for next month and just sent me a load of restaurant links and I have never in my life wanted borgor so badly
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A friend is organising a stag weekend for next month and just sent me a load of restaurant links and I have never in my life wanted borgor so badly
Get ta fuck @aaron.bsky.team, everything you do makes this place more like twitter. You transphobic, teen-porn-liking quisling.
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Get ta fuck @aaron.bsky.team, everything you do makes this place more like twitter. You transphobic, teen-porn-liking quisling.
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Not even a day after adding the line "mass-produces CSAM" to a review that's been up without incident for years, Google's ai systems step in to protect musk's pedophile ai
![Email from google:
Dear play reviewer,
The following Play review [long numeric code] has been hidden from global view because it was identified through automated internal mechanisms as a violation of out Play Ratings and reviews posting policies:
"Mass-produces CSAM. A wretched put, inhabited by nazis and deranged bigots, and ruled by the *stupidest* rich man I've ever seen. Glad I nuked my account."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wg5sefmf4r7u3veskf7c7qpw/bafkreicedg5c3nhyjuvlxbqvyzqj4qce3zhj5c6kkf4sgbche4svfxy6rm@jpeg)
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Not even a day after adding the line "mass-produces CSAM" to a review that's been up without incident for years, Google's ai systems step in to protect musk's pedophile ai
Gods I love Warhammer Fantasy lore
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Gods I love Warhammer Fantasy lore
Play A Plague Tale: Innocence, they said.
It's art, they said.
It's art, they said.
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Play A Plague Tale: Innocence, they said.
It's art, they said.
It's art, they said.
Well shit, I have to stop playing now
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Well shit, I have to stop playing now
Down the SpArch (big bag of cans mandatory) with one of the best ACAB fantasy novels to ever do it
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Down the SpArch (big bag of cans mandatory) with one of the best ACAB fantasy novels to ever do it
The Christmas cheer leaving my body the moment dinner is over and I realise all that's left is several days in close proximity to my family
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Christmas cheer leaving my body the moment dinner is over and I realise all that's left is several days in close proximity to my family
Sorry I'm taking any and every chance I can to avoid family
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sorry I'm taking any and every chance I can to avoid family
Same here basically. Have a good one, pal <3
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Same here basically. Have a good one, pal <3
It's a weird place. It's just full of tat. The owners spent a lot of time in Dubai, and clearly have one or more dachshunds. There's also plenty of this shit:
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's a weird place. It's just full of tat. The owners spent a lot of time in Dubai, and clearly have one or more dachshunds. There's also plenty of this shit:
Wandering around the kitchen with this and saying "can I give you a HAND?" until I am outright Forbidden from meal preparation
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wandering around the kitchen with this and saying "can I give you a HAND?" until I am outright Forbidden from meal preparation
It's weird renting a holiday house and being surrounded by too many family members and *especially* having toddlers around again, but Duilleog calmed down very quickly and the wee niece doing Christmas shit is... kinda nice? I guess?
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It's weird renting a holiday house and being surrounded by too many family members and *especially* having toddlers around again, but Duilleog calmed down very quickly and the wee niece doing Christmas shit is... kinda nice? I guess?
A second Guinness has been poured
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A second Guinness has been poured