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sarklor.bsky.social
Ciaránavirus
@sarklor.bsky.social
Depressed goblin nightmare boy.

Occasional freelance writer: Warhammer 40K: Wrath & Glory, Imperium Maledictum, Warhammer Fantasy RolePlay. I am also a 2019 Hugo Award Attendee. He/Him etc.
https://ko-fi.com/sarklor
https://www.sarklor.ie/
Nobody:
Absolutely fucking nobody:

Abandoned potato:
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
sent a very scary Work Email, when does my medal arrive
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"I put a dollar into this machine. What it told me turned my world upside down"

Gods, you gullible dipshits.
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
i knew sailors were horny but I never knew they had a flag for it
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM
January 28, 2026 at 10:22 PM
anyway we should all be saying this more often
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm simply going to have to make more use of this going forward
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Meanwhile @micheal-martin.bsky.social is like "yes but those 23,000 images of CSAM were good for the economy so..."
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
A friend is organising a stag weekend for next month and just sent me a load of restaurant links and I have never in my life wanted borgor so badly
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Get ta fuck @aaron.bsky.team, everything you do makes this place more like twitter. You transphobic, teen-porn-liking quisling.
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Not even a day after adding the line "mass-produces CSAM" to a review that's been up without incident for years, Google's ai systems step in to protect musk's pedophile ai
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Gods I love Warhammer Fantasy lore
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Play A Plague Tale: Innocence, they said.

It's art, they said.
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Well shit, I have to stop playing now
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Down the SpArch (big bag of cans mandatory) with one of the best ACAB fantasy novels to ever do it
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Christmas cheer leaving my body the moment dinner is over and I realise all that's left is several days in close proximity to my family
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sorry I'm taking any and every chance I can to avoid family
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Same here basically. Have a good one, pal <3
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's a weird place. It's just full of tat. The owners spent a lot of time in Dubai, and clearly have one or more dachshunds. There's also plenty of this shit:
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wandering around the kitchen with this and saying "can I give you a HAND?" until I am outright Forbidden from meal preparation
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It's weird renting a holiday house and being surrounded by too many family members and *especially* having toddlers around again, but Duilleog calmed down very quickly and the wee niece doing Christmas shit is... kinda nice? I guess?
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A second Guinness has been poured
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM