Sarzad
@sarzad.bsky.social
usually writing and making stuff, trying to make people laugh, and hanging out with animals. Likely crying and/or sweating. She/her 🧿✨🌚☀️🌈🪴🍁🦮🐄🫎🌲🍓🍪🎨🎬🌅❤️🔥🚮🆗
https://linktr.ee/sarzaddy
https://linktr.ee/sarzaddy
“Poverty” -Jeff Probst saying Parvati. every time.
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Poverty” -Jeff Probst saying Parvati. every time.
Back on the survivor grind! S15 here we goooooo. I might’ve started tweeting about this months ago but I already forgot everyone’s name so we’re doing it again
September 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Back on the survivor grind! S15 here we goooooo. I might’ve started tweeting about this months ago but I already forgot everyone’s name so we’re doing it again
Obsessed w/ taking the metro in other cities. They’re always cleaner than ours, plus they’re fun to figure out, and say so much about the place you’re in and the people who make it!
June 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Obsessed w/ taking the metro in other cities. They’re always cleaner than ours, plus they’re fun to figure out, and say so much about the place you’re in and the people who make it!
Reposted by Sarzad
This is a characteristically lovely remembrance by @marawilson.bsky.social.
My Cool Friend Michelle
The kids at school misunderstood Trachtenberg. In our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.
www.vulture.com
March 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is a characteristically lovely remembrance by @marawilson.bsky.social.
Reposted by Sarzad
How do you say The Onion in Portuguese?
Amazon rainforest cut down to build highway for COP climate summit
The infrastructure required to host climate talks in Belém is undermining the cause, campaigners say.
www.bbc.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
How do you say The Onion in Portuguese?
Just drove past a Tesla with a “no Elon” bumper sticker on it… you can’t make this shit up…
February 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just drove past a Tesla with a “no Elon” bumper sticker on it… you can’t make this shit up…
My thread got messed up again so starting a new one - ms cece went home :(
January 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My thread got messed up again so starting a new one - ms cece went home :(
It’s 2025 and we’re blind reacting to Season 13 of survivor… colloquially “the race war” season… I am sat and afraid
January 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s 2025 and we’re blind reacting to Season 13 of survivor… colloquially “the race war” season… I am sat and afraid
Have not been live tweeting my survivor rewatch lately but just hopping on mid s12 to say I love Cirie and I loved her on traitors
January 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Have not been live tweeting my survivor rewatch lately but just hopping on mid s12 to say I love Cirie and I loved her on traitors
New year new season of survivor (for me) (it’s 11)
January 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
New year new season of survivor (for me) (it’s 11)
Ok it’s been a min since I screamed into the void about survivor but season 9 has been a flop :/ we’re on the final 3
December 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Ok it’s been a min since I screamed into the void about survivor but season 9 has been a flop :/ we’re on the final 3
Not the bald cap 😭 he doesn’t even care enough to shave his actual head :/
John Stamos wears bald cap in solidarity with his ‘Full House’ co-star Dave Coulier, who recently revealed his cancer diagnosis.
November 19, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Not the bald cap 😭 he doesn’t even care enough to shave his actual head :/
Survivor 47 thread… why didn’t they send Kyle home the first chance they got? like that ep should NOT have been as chaotic as it was!!
November 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Survivor 47 thread… why didn’t they send Kyle home the first chance they got? like that ep should NOT have been as chaotic as it was!!
Just queened out with my Nonna!!!*
*sipped chamomile tea while spiraling together about climate doom and the state of the world
*sipped chamomile tea while spiraling together about climate doom and the state of the world
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Just queened out with my Nonna!!!*
*sipped chamomile tea while spiraling together about climate doom and the state of the world
*sipped chamomile tea while spiraling together about climate doom and the state of the world
One of the scariest immediate ramifications of Trump’s win is how emboldened the disgusting white men who love him feel to hurl threats & insults at any women, black people, brown people, gay ppl, disabled ppl, or any sort of minority they can find. They are horrifyingly on top of the world rn.
November 8, 2024 at 2:29 AM
One of the scariest immediate ramifications of Trump’s win is how emboldened the disgusting white men who love him feel to hurl threats & insults at any women, black people, brown people, gay ppl, disabled ppl, or any sort of minority they can find. They are horrifyingly on top of the world rn.
Gonna start live “skeeting” (is this what we call it?) my survivor watch through here instead of on the former twitter hell site. I’m on the last ep of season 6. Let’s go!
November 7, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Gonna start live “skeeting” (is this what we call it?) my survivor watch through here instead of on the former twitter hell site. I’m on the last ep of season 6. Let’s go!
Anybody here yet :/ ?
Me waiting for you all to get on blue sky (nobody will see this bc they still use the other app)
November 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Anybody here yet :/ ?
My Italian family spent
At least 30 minutes screaming at the top of their lungs at a confirmation dinner and it was about meatballs and cannolis
At least 30 minutes screaming at the top of their lungs at a confirmation dinner and it was about meatballs and cannolis
April 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
My Italian family spent
At least 30 minutes screaming at the top of their lungs at a confirmation dinner and it was about meatballs and cannolis
At least 30 minutes screaming at the top of their lungs at a confirmation dinner and it was about meatballs and cannolis
The second coming of Christ: eco friendly and chill af
January 21, 2024 at 6:48 PM
The second coming of Christ: eco friendly and chill af
Me waiting for you all to get on blue sky (nobody will see this bc they still use the other app)
November 20, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Me waiting for you all to get on blue sky (nobody will see this bc they still use the other app)
I sat on the couch and announced I was dizzy and my Nonno sighed and said, “you’re weak, just like me.”
September 4, 2023 at 11:56 PM
I sat on the couch and announced I was dizzy and my Nonno sighed and said, “you’re weak, just like me.”
Has anyone ever actually had an original thought
July 27, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Has anyone ever actually had an original thought
Raise your hand if you’re doin a Barbenheimer this weekend
July 27, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Raise your hand if you’re doin a Barbenheimer this weekend
Just logged on, what did I miss?
July 24, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Just logged on, what did I miss?