ive fumbled baddies you people wouldnt believe. neovag flashed in the back of the club. i throated tboy cock in a defunct subway station. all these hotties lost to time, like piss in a maid
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
ive fumbled baddies you people wouldnt believe. neovag flashed in the back of the club. i throated tboy cock in a defunct subway station. all these hotties lost to time, like piss in a maid
people don’t get mercilessly stabbed for bad puns anymore, i’m pretty sure i could drop a “more like poly-cool” and still be sucking oxygen a week later
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
people don’t get mercilessly stabbed for bad puns anymore, i’m pretty sure i could drop a “more like poly-cool” and still be sucking oxygen a week later
musicians will appropriate anything, theyll take one listen to a sitar and say “is anyone gonna do orientalism” and not even wait for an answer
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
musicians will appropriate anything, theyll take one listen to a sitar and say “is anyone gonna do orientalism” and not even wait for an answer
as an allosexual, i hang out with ace peeps for the same reason my friends hover around me whenever my sandwich comes with a pickle spear
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
as an allosexual, i hang out with ace peeps for the same reason my friends hover around me whenever my sandwich comes with a pickle spear
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I'm sick
a black and white cat riding a skateboard
Alt: Gif of a cat skateboarding
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm sick
you should age regress to a teenager's opinion on shoplifting
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
you should age regress to a teenager's opinion on shoplifting
sipping on that “to be determined”
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
sipping on that “to be determined”
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For ethical reasons to produce unbiased reporting, my lunch today is this.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
For ethical reasons to produce unbiased reporting, my lunch today is this.
on second thought, we really should not have given ice age a pass for naming that little shitass “scrat”
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
on second thought, we really should not have given ice age a pass for naming that little shitass “scrat”
saw someone getting pulled over and thought of them 🩵
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
saw someone getting pulled over and thought of them 🩵
cant decide if its a high or low that my only ever grindr hookup showed up late and talked about fortnite
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
cant decide if its a high or low that my only ever grindr hookup showed up late and talked about fortnite
ok was anyone gonna tell me that the half remembered thing from my dream didn’t really happen in real life or was i just supposed to diagnose that by my own self????
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
ok was anyone gonna tell me that the half remembered thing from my dream didn’t really happen in real life or was i just supposed to diagnose that by my own self????
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It feels really performative at this point, but a reminder that it’s National Day of Mourning for Native folks
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives (MMIWR) | NIWRC
www.niwrc.org
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It feels really performative at this point, but a reminder that it’s National Day of Mourning for Native folks
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it
Learn more here:
www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
And here:
notournativedaughters.org
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they put crack cocaine in blood orange san pelligrino which makes it taste good
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they put crack cocaine in blood orange san pelligrino which makes it taste good
Reposted by ligma franca
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
if you ever identify as a man at any point in life you cannot not want to fuck the embers, im so sorry you had to learn this way
the only true “male socialization” is getting indescribably horny when you smell a charcoal grill
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
if you ever identify as a man at any point in life you cannot not want to fuck the embers, im so sorry you had to learn this way
the only true “male socialization” is getting indescribably horny when you smell a charcoal grill
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the only true “male socialization” is getting indescribably horny when you smell a charcoal grill
salute the flag(ing the range)
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
salute the flag(ing the range)
may your faggotry always be flavor blasted 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
may your faggotry always be flavor blasted 🙏
i refuse to have a sex drive on the grounds it could incriminate me, your honor
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i refuse to have a sex drive on the grounds it could incriminate me, your honor
im not “bad at texting back” im hr-maxxing
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
im not “bad at texting back” im hr-maxxing
TRANNY used Exist! It’s super effective!
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
TRANNY used Exist! It’s super effective!
i should call her 🥺 (my therapist)
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i should call her 🥺 (my therapist)