Eli L
@sassycoder.bsky.social
By day, I am a web expert. By night, a cat bed, and by morning, asleep.
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The friends I posted about are now officially engaged 😭😭😭 “en-gay-ged” as they called it 🤣🤣
July 2, 2023 at 1:16 AM
The friends I posted about are now officially engaged 😭😭😭 “en-gay-ged” as they called it 🤣🤣
Everyday this question haunts me
June 30, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Everyday this question haunts me
Because I know neither party is on here- a friend of mine is planning to propose to their partner on their upcoming vacation. The unknowing partner keeps posting about how much they love their partner and are so excited for the vacation. It’s so wholesome!! I am so excited for those two. #queer❤️
June 24, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Because I know neither party is on here- a friend of mine is planning to propose to their partner on their upcoming vacation. The unknowing partner keeps posting about how much they love their partner and are so excited for the vacation. It’s so wholesome!! I am so excited for those two. #queer❤️
People pleasers reading this: as long as it’s not MY fault..,
🧪 "A fault is where a new version of the world is taking shape, where everything we know threatens to rearrange itself beneath our feet. A fault is where futures lurk.”
~ Geoff Manaugh, Futurist & author ruminates on the San Andreas fault & captures the ephemerality of living on a tectonic planet.
~ Geoff Manaugh, Futurist & author ruminates on the San Andreas fault & captures the ephemerality of living on a tectonic planet.
June 23, 2023 at 7:02 PM
People pleasers reading this: as long as it’s not MY fault..,
What do they smell like? Sweat a fish? Also do all wild cats stank? My domestic cat smells amazing honestly
Penguins!!! Famously really nasty. Their meat is apparently pretty awful tasting too.
I need to know more! What other animals are stinky?!
June 23, 2023 at 7:01 PM
What do they smell like? Sweat a fish? Also do all wild cats stank? My domestic cat smells amazing honestly
The Great North season 3 finale was so good. Such a hilarious yet realistic take on climate change, which the show, being based in Alaska, brings up a lot. Anyone on Bluesky watch it?
June 23, 2023 at 7:00 PM
The Great North season 3 finale was so good. Such a hilarious yet realistic take on climate change, which the show, being based in Alaska, brings up a lot. Anyone on Bluesky watch it?
Can’t get the bit through the stud? That’s a drill issue
Can't find find an old tweet that perfectly skewers the current moment? that's a dril issue
if your dalmatian just had 100 puppies but some sicko wants to use them for fur coats, that's a Cruella De Vil issue
June 23, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Can’t get the bit through the stud? That’s a drill issue
I need to know more! What other animals are stinky?!
One of the things I always think about is how much an animal that looks majestic just absolutely fuckin stinks to high heaven.
Albatrosses? Smell SO bad
Lions? I got within three feet of one and the mix of poo, cat pee, and rotting zebra will be with me always.
Albatrosses? Smell SO bad
Lions? I got within three feet of one and the mix of poo, cat pee, and rotting zebra will be with me always.
June 23, 2023 at 3:03 PM
I need to know more! What other animals are stinky?!
Also
I’m not calling them skeets
June 22, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Also
My motto lately: rejection is protection
June 22, 2023 at 11:41 PM
My motto lately: rejection is protection
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it’s dangerous to go alone, take this!
June 22, 2023 at 10:26 PM
it’s dangerous to go alone, take this!
Nice! If it’s the weekend I might throw in a cartoon. But if it’s a work day I just eat my breakfast then head downstairs to work!
I'm doing well! My morning routine is just to brew a cup of coffee in my French Press, then I usually some quick exercises while my coffee cools down before I log on and start work for the day
June 22, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Nice! If it’s the weekend I might throw in a cartoon. But if it’s a work day I just eat my breakfast then head downstairs to work!
I actually have to for the apps I make and I just have them read out loud to me with snoop dogg’s voice via speechify. It’s the only way my nd ass can retain the info
June 22, 2023 at 10:09 PM
I actually have to for the apps I make and I just have them read out loud to me with snoop dogg’s voice via speechify. It’s the only way my nd ass can retain the info
Ok Mr Bond 👀 thanks for the love fr tho ❤️❤️
So many Newskies. Welcome y’all (that means ALL y’all). I’m a 50-year gay lawyer in Texas acting stupid through his midlife crisis. I've got a husband, two little kids and two big dogs I love with all my heart. I put out love and silly content. I can't wait to get to know y’all.
June 22, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Ok Mr Bond 👀 thanks for the love fr tho ❤️❤️
How’re y’all gonna violate the TOS you don’t even read 🤣 you wouldn’t know HOW
June 22, 2023 at 9:53 PM
How’re y’all gonna violate the TOS you don’t even read 🤣 you wouldn’t know HOW
Let me also share this thing I love with you
June 22, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Let me also share this thing I love with you
@pfrazee.com I have applied! Super excited hope y’all consider me.
June 22, 2023 at 7:59 PM
@pfrazee.com I have applied! Super excited hope y’all consider me.
They probably take a cut of the profits but… do ghosts use money?
I get that you just have to tap your card to pay. What I don’t get is why ghosts help carry your money through the air like that. What’s in it for them
June 22, 2023 at 5:38 PM
They probably take a cut of the profits but… do ghosts use money?
@pfrazee.com I see y’all are hiring for devs and tbh I’m super qualified. But I’m a contractor not looking for a permanent position right now. I’d really love to help you all with this app tho, would it be possible for us to work together? If so I will apply!
June 22, 2023 at 3:41 PM
@pfrazee.com I see y’all are hiring for devs and tbh I’m super qualified. But I’m a contractor not looking for a permanent position right now. I’d really love to help you all with this app tho, would it be possible for us to work together? If so I will apply!