going to invent measuring spoons that can't secretly slide into the garbage disposal until it's too late
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
going to invent measuring spoons that can't secretly slide into the garbage disposal until it's too late
i have since gotten an additional 10 weather texts and a “CALL ME” that i suspect it also weather related
my mom has sent me half a dozen weather panic texts in the last 24h
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
i have since gotten an additional 10 weather texts and a “CALL ME” that i suspect it also weather related
going grocery shopping. if i see you on the field of battle i am sorry but there is no mercy today 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 PM
going grocery shopping. if i see you on the field of battle i am sorry but there is no mercy today 🫡
You don’t have to prepare now - the optimal time to prepare is right after I finish my grocery shopping later today
Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now.
⚠️~132 million: Number of people under alerts for snow, sleet, & freezing rain.
A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
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A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
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January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
You don’t have to prepare now - the optimal time to prepare is right after I finish my grocery shopping later today
was filling out a medical questionnaire and thought about whether ive truly been thriving for a good minute
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
was filling out a medical questionnaire and thought about whether ive truly been thriving for a good minute
clojure my beloved <3
Seems like Ruby is pretty well positioned as a language that is token-efficient when used with LLMs.
Source "Which programming languages are most token-efficient?" by Martin Alderson martinalderson.com/posts/which...
Source "Which programming languages are most token-efficient?" by Martin Alderson martinalderson.com/posts/which...
January 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
clojure my beloved <3
what the hell have i been falling for a mass psyop?
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
what the hell have i been falling for a mass psyop?
many have been saying this!! (me)
read this eating an omelette and cabbage salad for dinner. i am all in on the new peasant maxxing trend
bsky.app/profile/flic...
read this eating an omelette and cabbage salad for dinner. i am all in on the new peasant maxxing trend
bsky.app/profile/flic...
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
many have been saying this!! (me)
read this eating an omelette and cabbage salad for dinner. i am all in on the new peasant maxxing trend
bsky.app/profile/flic...
read this eating an omelette and cabbage salad for dinner. i am all in on the new peasant maxxing trend
bsky.app/profile/flic...
EVERYONES HAPPY AND EVERYONES FREE
IN MY MUNDO, MUNDO MAMBO
IN MY MUNDO, MUNDO MAMBO
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
EVERYONES HAPPY AND EVERYONES FREE
IN MY MUNDO, MUNDO MAMBO
IN MY MUNDO, MUNDO MAMBO
finally started strength training today. but after some cursory research on the internet i think nothing will happen unless i eat my body weight in protein and “blast hella gear” (which i think means flex in expensive rented cars?)
January 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
finally started strength training today. but after some cursory research on the internet i think nothing will happen unless i eat my body weight in protein and “blast hella gear” (which i think means flex in expensive rented cars?)
dangit something is wrong with my feeds. will check it out soon 🫡
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
dangit something is wrong with my feeds. will check it out soon 🫡
Thelonious Monk - These Foolish Things (Remind Me of You)
YouTube video by Santoszzz
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
damn youtube autocomplete made my heart skip a beat and had me thinking for a second there might be a recording of thelonious monk doing these boots were made for walking
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
damn youtube autocomplete made my heart skip a beat and had me thinking for a second there might be a recording of thelonious monk doing these boots were made for walking
goood morning and happy birthday to everyone who's birthday it is today 🎂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHA...
Thelonious Monk - Boo Boo's Birthday
YouTube video by Praguedive
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
goood morning and happy birthday to everyone who's birthday it is today 🎂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHA...
doting over my plants by rotating the vertical blinds before and after noon, to optimize sunlight exposure
January 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
doting over my plants by rotating the vertical blinds before and after noon, to optimize sunlight exposure
i left youtube autoplay on and i dont know where i am but i just heard "I POOP FIVE TO SEVEN TIMES A DAY I AM THE FIBER KING"
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
i left youtube autoplay on and i dont know where i am but i just heard "I POOP FIVE TO SEVEN TIMES A DAY I AM THE FIBER KING"
finally happy with how my risotto is turning out. my great grandfather guido would probably be proud if he wasn’t dead and knew who i was 🤌
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
finally happy with how my risotto is turning out. my great grandfather guido would probably be proud if he wasn’t dead and knew who i was 🤌
also finally worked out being able to read and post mindlessly on an exercise bike
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
also finally worked out being able to read and post mindlessly on an exercise bike
testing my baking skills by substituting 100% whole wheat flour and seeing how i adjust
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
testing my baking skills by substituting 100% whole wheat flour and seeing how i adjust
I Cover The Waterfront - Joe Pass (Transcription)
YouTube video by François Leduc
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
today is a good reminder you should be getting yearly exams from a doctor, and regular screenings for anything that your family history or demographic makes you at risk for
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
today is a good reminder you should be getting yearly exams from a doctor, and regular screenings for anything that your family history or demographic makes you at risk for
my cinnamon apples have gotten so much better since i started cooking them with some apple cider vinegar
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
my cinnamon apples have gotten so much better since i started cooking them with some apple cider vinegar
No Country for Old Balls
Spaceballs
Balls of Wrath
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
No Country for Old Balls
i didn’t want to be weird and take a picture but i got stuck behind a honda civic covered in catgirl stickers. my first thought was i bet they crush it on bluesky
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i didn’t want to be weird and take a picture but i got stuck behind a honda civic covered in catgirl stickers. my first thought was i bet they crush it on bluesky
sharpened the hell out of my knives. if you even think about messing with me, know i just did this to a piece of paper 🗡️
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
sharpened the hell out of my knives. if you even think about messing with me, know i just did this to a piece of paper 🗡️