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Sassafras
@sasuga.bsky.social
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I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)
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sasuga.bsky.social
Timeline confluence
Screenshot of my timeline where the top post is a reskeeted meme saying “THANKSGIVING IS OVER BRING IN THE GAY REINDEER” and immediately below that is a different person reskeeting video of the gay reindeer
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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radiantg.bsky.social
This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
#comics #comic
im chillin with an alien i says to him: ugh, theres nothing good on netflix lol first world problems, right? it says to me: wait.. your people have discovered other worlds?? :0 i says to him: no dipshit we're just racist, keep up
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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boner.ink
i only eat turkey if the bird got its dick sucked before they killed it
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
the deviled egg girls: thread
Blanche in a multicolored dressing gown probably eating cheesecake at 3am. A bunch of multicolored deviled eggs I think blanche matches pretty damn well.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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goobeak.bsky.social
A Calvin and Hobbes meme. Panel 1: Calvin's dad walks up to him and says "Thinking about wolves? I'll show you something interesting." Panel 2: Calvin's dad says "The two types of wolves are brooding twink and noble beast. All wolves fall into these two categories. Jacob from Twilight? Brooding twink. Balto? Noble beast." Calvin replies "Yeah..." Panel 3: Calvin's dad continues "Von Lycaon? Brooding twink. Sif, the Great Grey Wolf? Noble beast. Despite being a beast who is a noble, Beast from Beauty and the Beast is a brooding twink." Panel 4: Calvin lays in bed at night, tormented by this knowledge and unable to sleep.
September 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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seizethememez.bsky.social
A photo of President Trump pardoning a turkey with the caption “President Trump pardons turkey after being told that it was a pedophile”
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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chucktingle.bsky.social
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
cover of POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING featuring shirtless buckaroo on the right side in a kitchen and next to him on the left is a handsome loaf of tofurkey with a kind smile
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
sasuga.bsky.social
The cover of the From Software game Shadow Tower: Abyss
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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thebertoni.bsky.social
September 19, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..." Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..." Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral." Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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zenocoyote.bsky.social
Don’t forget to bring a WHISTLE to MFF. It’s winter and there might be a lot of ICE on the ground. If you see some, make sure you blow your whistle so people don’t slip and fall. #mff2025
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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deogie.bsky.social
another new deogie here! tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
sasuga.bsky.social
Sleepy boys
My cats Butterscotch and Peppercorn sleeping angelically My cats Butterscotch and Peppercorn sleeping angelically (close up)
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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voidscentury.bsky.social
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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tyleraking.com
DuckDuckGo now lets you filter out AI images in search results. Obviously not infallible or exhaustive but it’s a start.
How To Filter Out AI Images in DuckDuckgo Search Results - DuckDuckGo Help Pages
Learn how to use filters on DuckDuckGo Private Search to hide AI-generated images in results.
duckduckgo.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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hanapong20.bsky.social
maniac 🔪
#lookoutside #lookoutsidegame #art #fanart
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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seizethememez.bsky.social
Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling. Miguel de Unamuno
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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werepigism.bsky.social
#LookOutside #LookOutsideGame
i got the power of da vinky to show my love for my worm
July 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social
Every trans person who says they'd rather not be socially murdered is an "activist."

Every blood-mouthed ghoul demanding our eradication is a "concerned citizen just asking questions."
caseyexplosion.bsky.social Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 3d
God I'm so sick of how "Activist" is used to un-person trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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redicnomad.bsky.social
Gothhorn Devilhorn
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a 4 panel black and white comic. Panel 1- The outside of a spirit halloween. "Looks like I bought out what was left" Panel 2- An employee is putting items in a bag while saying, "Looks like. That means I can finally rest. Panel 3- The person buying, who is wearing a mask (Comic made in 2022) asks, "Oh! Shift ending?" To which the employee responds, "In a way." Panel 4- The person walks away, a little bewildered as the employee waves goodbye at them. The employee is slowly becoming transparent. The image is a 4 panel black and white comic that continues on from the last image. Panel 1- The person walks through the sliding door entrance to the spirit halloween. Panel 2- They look up at the sign Panel 3- The spirit Halloween banner is no longer on the front of the store Panel 4- The person stares in shock.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM