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I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)
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Meta is putting a "Name Tag" feature in Ray-Bans - facial recognition through the glasses' camera. You look at someone, AI tells you who they are.
In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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If you live in the US, call your fucking representatives and tell them that repealing Section 230 is a horrible idea. If Section 230 is gone, you can kiss Bluesky goodbye.
Reminder that they're still trying to repeal section 230 (thereby making platform holders like bsky legally responsible for content posted by their users etc etc)

There is still a need for you to blow up your rep's phones on this if you enjoy being able to do things like "post" or "have an porn"
Complete Nonsense
YouTube video by penguinz0
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Making important financial purchases today.
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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See why you never trust a corporation?
Bullying discord is a public good, make sure to do it loudly, publicly, make their brand so rotten that they are even afraid of going public because their stocks would tank out of bad reputation.
Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day 💙
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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FRED: Barn… where’s Betty?
BARNEY: Uh, I imagine she’s probably at your house Fred ahuhuh.
FRED: I thought we were going to be doing a partner swap today.
BARNEY (slipping out of his tunic like a silky pterodactyl negligee): Uh, we are Fred, ahuhuh.
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
February 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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That's called a threat. "Vote for the lesser evil or you deserve the greater evil" is a very explicit threat.

That's fascism - oppression, not democracy.

Never blame marginalized people for not supporting fascism - especially the kind of fascist that issues threats like yours here.
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Will you be my valentine?
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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being an artist is just decades of going "ugh I wish I knew how to draw" over and over again until you die
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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and there it basically is. This is one of the reasons they are trying to force putting your IDs on the internet.
“DHS is expanding its efforts to identify Americans who oppose ICE by sending tech companies legal requests for the names, email addresses, telephone numbers and other identifying data behind social media accounts that track or criticize the agency”

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Final Destination (2000)
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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If I found a genies lamp I’d grip the shaft while stroking the base so all my friends think it looks like I’m jerking off but then the genie would enjoy it and we’d all feel weird about it
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Yamussy
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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“Why are leftists so obsessed with pee” only because you haven’t met me: professor shit
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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I think one of the best arguments we can make publicly against Newsom to his fans is that he is the least likely candidate to actually prosecute anyone in the Trump admin. The most likely to pull a Biden and lets all move forward.
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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😂 there are men upset that the captain in the new Star Trek show sits bisexually
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."

That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Can two famous newspaper comic cats make it work while being the spotlight? Who knows, but they will try.
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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I genuinely think the average centrist Democrat in America has absolutely no clue what legal and social discrimination trans people face on a daily basis, in every aspect of our lives, from family, to work, to the medical establishment, to social media, to the law, it's everywhere.
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM