whitney
@satanoscillate.bsky.social
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I have 100 tabs open to every one hit wonder song on youtube from 2005 and earlier, ready to comment “who’s here in 2026?” on all of them the second the clock strikes 12
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I have 100 tabs open to every one hit wonder song on youtube from 2005 and earlier, ready to comment “who’s here in 2026?” on all of them the second the clock strikes 12
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
predicting that tyra banks is going to invent hot smoothies in 2026
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
predicting that tyra banks is going to invent hot smoothies in 2026
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December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
one of those stupid AI voices that ends up in videos/ads sounds like someone used “white Morgan Freeman” as the prompt and it’s terrible
October 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
one of those stupid AI voices that ends up in videos/ads sounds like someone used “white Morgan Freeman” as the prompt and it’s terrible
husband’s opinion on love is blind: “I’ve had more engaging conversations with coworkers just for the purpose of passing the day by” (he’s correct)
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
husband’s opinion on love is blind: “I’ve had more engaging conversations with coworkers just for the purpose of passing the day by” (he’s correct)
poignant
October 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
poignant
I’m sorry but this is all I can think of when I see “barrel leg” pants
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m sorry but this is all I can think of when I see “barrel leg” pants
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The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
August 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
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I try and try and try to listen to cool and interesting music, and I enjoy it, but I cannot escape the generational fact that "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte stirs up more emotion in my soul than anything John Coltrane ever recorded.
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I try and try and try to listen to cool and interesting music, and I enjoy it, but I cannot escape the generational fact that "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte stirs up more emotion in my soul than anything John Coltrane ever recorded.
acting like a scumbag tonight
July 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
acting like a scumbag tonight
“not to be a gatekeeper, but I think you should be familiar with every Led Zeppelin studio album before you join the discord” @krejad.bsky.social has spoken posers
July 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“not to be a gatekeeper, but I think you should be familiar with every Led Zeppelin studio album before you join the discord” @krejad.bsky.social has spoken posers
just thought “I wish Lowe’s sold sushi” because I need to go to Lowe’s and I want sushi for dinner but they are in opposite directions
July 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
just thought “I wish Lowe’s sold sushi” because I need to go to Lowe’s and I want sushi for dinner but they are in opposite directions
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
do I have to stop using em dashes so people don’t think I’m using AI to write work emails
June 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
do I have to stop using em dashes so people don’t think I’m using AI to write work emails
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We’ll know we’re in hell when Fiona Apple does a Royal Kingdom ad.
May 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We’ll know we’re in hell when Fiona Apple does a Royal Kingdom ad.
the rock and roll hall of fame is very relevant and smart and a beacon of taste actually
Congratulations to our friends Soundgarden on their well-deserved induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!
April 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the rock and roll hall of fame is very relevant and smart and a beacon of taste actually
something I know about myself is that I will never watch white lotus. don’t even have a real reason. i just know it’s not part of my life path
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
something I know about myself is that I will never watch white lotus. don’t even have a real reason. i just know it’s not part of my life path
at a tech conference and thought someone was being hyper-casual by wearing a Phish shirt but it was the other kind of phish(ing)
March 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
at a tech conference and thought someone was being hyper-casual by wearing a Phish shirt but it was the other kind of phish(ing)
I am so deeply tired of people being mad about the wrong things
March 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I am so deeply tired of people being mad about the wrong things
can joe rogan just organize a ppv ufc fight between all these shit ass politicians since they want to fight so bad
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
can joe rogan just organize a ppv ufc fight between all these shit ass politicians since they want to fight so bad