they have to be a considerable portion of the whole mosaic arts industry at this point. like who else is commissioning mosaics of this size on a regular basis

you go to the movie theater and look at the big pictures and then you go have a sandwich or something. you don’t have to make your whole life about it

i think maybe a normal person would say “what the heck to you do get for your wife’s brother’s wife”

honestly great idea

i use an 8th sheet pan (i have a whole stack of them) and i put it in the dishwasher every night

anyway i made a ginger orange maple cranberry sauce and now i’m boiling the discarded ginger and orange peels in some water to maybe make a tea or at least make my apartment smell nice

what’s broccoli soufflé, you ask? is it an elegant vegetable side? no. it is a recipe cut out of a magazine from 50 years ago that tastes of nothing and it is my in-laws signature nostalgia slop. i refuse to have any part in making it

one duck feeds, at the absolute most, four people. maybe even two if they’re smaller ducks. I roasted three ducks for a christmas of six adults and the only leftover meat had to be picked directly from the carcass. i did make delicious duck pho