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@scabellumpedum.bsky.social
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scabellumpedum.bsky.social
i reject the premise of a single bagel order. there are many different bagel orders for different circumstances. a butter sesame morning is different from an everything scallion cream cheese morning.
erinbiba.bsky.social
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
erinbiba.bsky.social
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: REVOLUTION AT J.P. MORGAN CHASE. CADRE OF COMMUNIST SENIOR VICE PRESIDENTS HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF THE BANK
new J.P. Morgan Chase building lit up red
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
the AOCification of Marjorie Taylor Greene
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
i am going to the true anon show tonight
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
nobel peace prize winner milkshake duck
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
kavalier and clay is a post-literate opera
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
they key to getting bus and bike lanes everywhere quickly is (obviously) to do a whole bunch of them all at the same time. makes people feel like they’re not waiting to get theirs and spreads the opposition thin
davecolon.bsky.social
Whether it's universal daylighting or restarting Mayor Adams' stalled bus lanes, Zohran Mamdani told Streetsblog he'll get his agenda done even if means fighting the DOT deep state or the big shot political bosses who just endorsed him nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/10/09/m...
Mamdani Vows To Defy DOT Insiders, Political Bosses To Pursue His Streets Agenda - Streetsblog New York City
Mamdani pledged stand up to bureaucrats and political power players who oppose his plans to make streets safer and buses faster.
nyc.streetsblog.org
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
i left less than a half hour ago and i can’t remember one note
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
Lorenzo da Ponte, the librettist for three of Mozart’s most famous operas (Cosi fan tutte, Don Giovanni, and La Nozze di Figaro) emigrated to the US and is buried in Queens. He founded the first opera house in the US.
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
yes. do you have a twitter account? dm me there, scabellumpedum
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
Leberkäse (liver cheese [there’s usually not liver]) is great
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
could someone bring me a sandwich
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
after three days of no movement, and saying he has to poop basically every five minutes all day, my child finally just took an adult sized bristol 4 in the toilet
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
in summer, the CSA box picked up on Monday can be consumed by Friday. now, it’s Sunday night and you’re about to set up your oven to roast on three racks and there’s still a cone-shaped cabbage menacing your fridge
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
the flashy summer crops are gone from the CSA box. no more quick skillet pastas of zucchini and sungolds. now the cold hard reality sets in: roasted root vegetables served alongside beans and farro for lunch. steamed cauliflower in an apple cider vinaigrette. cabbage on the side of every meal.
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
single-shot real-time film
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
francis II. simple as
Pope Leo XIV this morning, Oct. 4, signed his first major document, an apostolic exhortation called “Dilexi te” (“I have loved you”), which will focus on love for the poor. The Vatican said it will be published next Thursday, Oct. 9, and emphasized that Leo signed it on the feast of St. Francis of Assisi, whose embrace of poverty is well known.
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
there are probably tens of thousands of dollars of fares on this train. but since you can’t even move an inch how many will be evaded? some fare gates at penn station could easily solve this problem
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
one thing we could do is just immediately open up a criminal investigation into every president the second he enters office. no need to worry if you don’t do any crimes
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
i am on a NJ transit NEC train that is crushloaded
scabellumpedum.bsky.social
i understand both jokes completely