my kid is getting REALLY into A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
my kid is getting REALLY into A Charlie Brown Christmas
sisters-in-law, the ones married to your spouse’s sibling, are for whom it is the most difficult to christmas-shop
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
sisters-in-law, the ones married to your spouse’s sibling, are for whom it is the most difficult to christmas-shop
finally got the time over the weekend (my child was using my phone to watch daniel tiger on the train rides to and from grandma’s house) to finish Oakley Hall’s WARLOCK. that’s a book about america right there.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
finally got the time over the weekend (my child was using my phone to watch daniel tiger on the train rides to and from grandma’s house) to finish Oakley Hall’s WARLOCK. that’s a book about america right there.
i am looking for a canary yellow wool beanie. the kind of yellow the man in the yellow hat would wear in the winter
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i am looking for a canary yellow wool beanie. the kind of yellow the man in the yellow hat would wear in the winter
starting today you can inflict Bob Dylan’s CHRISTMAS FROM THE HEART on your family
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
starting today you can inflict Bob Dylan’s CHRISTMAS FROM THE HEART on your family
have you ever tried to go to the bathroom with a house full of daughter and niece
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
have you ever tried to go to the bathroom with a house full of daughter and niece
day two at grandmother’s house: seriously contemplating whiskey in my coffee
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
day two at grandmother’s house: seriously contemplating whiskey in my coffee
taking out the wishbone in advance is so worth it
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
taking out the wishbone in advance is so worth it
i made thanksgiving dinner successfully. however the two year olds were not interested
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i made thanksgiving dinner successfully. however the two year olds were not interested
i made the stuffing and cut the backbone out of the bird
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i made the stuffing and cut the backbone out of the bird
a household income of $140,000 is obviously not even close to a hardship. if i were a single parent making that i would have ~$1250 left over each month after rent daycare and taxes. doable but not comfortable! I could live somewhere cheaper but I would have to spend a lot more on transportation
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
a household income of $140,000 is obviously not even close to a hardship. if i were a single parent making that i would have ~$1250 left over each month after rent daycare and taxes. doable but not comfortable! I could live somewhere cheaper but I would have to spend a lot more on transportation
i haven’t been on a domestic flight since 2019. 2022 if you count flying to cancun as domestic. but i tend to dress up for a flight simply because my nicer clothes are bulky and i like to travel light
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i haven’t been on a domestic flight since 2019. 2022 if you count flying to cancun as domestic. but i tend to dress up for a flight simply because my nicer clothes are bulky and i like to travel light
i am cooking thanksgiving dinner at my mother in law’s house for five adults and three children (4, 2, 2). the menu is:
Herb-roasted turkey
Thanksgiving gravy
Sage and apple stuffing
Fluffy mashed potatoes
Roasted sweet potatoes
Broccoli soufflé
Cranberry sauce (both can and homemade)
Herb-roasted turkey
Thanksgiving gravy
Sage and apple stuffing
Fluffy mashed potatoes
Roasted sweet potatoes
Broccoli soufflé
Cranberry sauce (both can and homemade)
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i am cooking thanksgiving dinner at my mother in law’s house for five adults and three children (4, 2, 2). the menu is:
Herb-roasted turkey
Thanksgiving gravy
Sage and apple stuffing
Fluffy mashed potatoes
Roasted sweet potatoes
Broccoli soufflé
Cranberry sauce (both can and homemade)
Herb-roasted turkey
Thanksgiving gravy
Sage and apple stuffing
Fluffy mashed potatoes
Roasted sweet potatoes
Broccoli soufflé
Cranberry sauce (both can and homemade)
thanksgiving week is a week of strange lunches
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
thanksgiving week is a week of strange lunches
is eric adams back in new york
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
is eric adams back in new york
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zohran mamdani needs to give a freewheeling press conference every single day from 6:30 am to 8:30 am. he will rule the world if he does so
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
zohran mamdani needs to give a freewheeling press conference every single day from 6:30 am to 8:30 am. he will rule the world if he does so
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there are about a million different incentives for Zohran to play this the way he did, it's very funny that there's basically no reason for Trump to behave this way except that 1. he loves celebrities 2. is obsessed with being liked in New York City and 3. was clearly charmed... and that worked
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
there are about a million different incentives for Zohran to play this the way he did, it's very funny that there's basically no reason for Trump to behave this way except that 1. he loves celebrities 2. is obsessed with being liked in New York City and 3. was clearly charmed... and that worked
no yeah i mean trump’s bad but like new york city is the closest thing we have to a second federal city and you shouldn’t go in there and make an old man upset. if trump was 43 years old and sharp as a tack you’d do it differently
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
no yeah i mean trump’s bad but like new york city is the closest thing we have to a second federal city and you shouldn’t go in there and make an old man upset. if trump was 43 years old and sharp as a tack you’d do it differently
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[extreme wide shot of Zohran in a park in Queens]
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
[extreme wide shot of Zohran in a park in Queens]
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
The Constitution of the United States makes it clear that I cannot run for president.
[cut to tight close up]
That's why we're going to ABOLISH it, and write a NEW one.
[cut to Zohran in front of a UHaul full of pitchforks]
But we need your help
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grandpa impressed by nice young man
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
grandpa impressed by nice young man
my kid has some books about a dog who lives in paris. in one he takes a vacation to provence and the book has the TGV jingle (C-G-Ab-Eb) written on the 1st page. recently i played it on our little casio piano. since then, if i don’t play it, i’m treated as if i just ripped off one of her fingernails
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my kid has some books about a dog who lives in paris. in one he takes a vacation to provence and the book has the TGV jingle (C-G-Ab-Eb) written on the 1st page. recently i played it on our little casio piano. since then, if i don’t play it, i’m treated as if i just ripped off one of her fingernails
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The only 100% non-negotiable thing to be served at Thanksgiving in my family is booze
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The only 100% non-negotiable thing to be served at Thanksgiving in my family is booze