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@scanditina.bsky.social
Snarky 🇳🇴, living it up in Südhessen 🇩🇪 with her 🇮🇪🇬🇧 partner & 😺😸. Have also lived in 🇬🇧& 🇿🇦. Hobbies are beading, music, and 📸. Fluent in English, Denglisch & sarcasm. Other languages are available, but fluency is not guaranteed (yes, even the 🇳🇴 is wobbly!).
Not sure I've ever seen a bloke in leggings on a flight... women, yes, men, no. 😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Perhaps we can ask top man, Derek Guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social for some hints and tips on sartorial flight wear for gents. 😉
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November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That's a long ol' drive! 😳🫣😴
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Basically Fartage is a political mercenary... he'll stand up for the beliefs of the people who pay him handsomely for those beliefs. 🙄

And once he's rinsed them, he'll move to the next geift, and the next grift.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Shared Values Visa"... 🫣😳

What a hill to die on, seriously. Do these idiots know nothing about Russia? I'm guessing "nyet". Putin must be laughing every day at their naivety!
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November 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Gosh, sounds a bit complicated. Excuse my ignorance, but do raptors migrate to warmer climates in the wild? We have a colony of storks in the area, and not all of them head south, which I find curious - why some, and not all? It was -7°C overnight last night, and I'm wondering where they are now?
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Haha, I remember buying those, convincing myself they were for my son, but they were actually for me! 😆😂

I also got some fab "office party" Christmas-themed ones the last time I was back in the UK, and somewhere in a box, I've also got Little Miss Shy Goes Online Dating. It is hilarious! 🤩❤️😂
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oh, so the Hargreaves franchise of Mr Men and Little Miss book characters have now turned them into two of Agatha Christie's most famous book characters, Poirot and Miss Marple, all so quintessentially English. I guess you have to be a Mr Men/Little Miss fan to understand how fabulous that is. 🤷🏼‍♀️
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Mr Men and Little Miss books are very popular children's (and also adults) books, by the author Roger Hargreaves, in the UK. There's a whole series and each Mr or Little Miss is characterised by his/her name. Everyone has their favourite Mr Men/Little Miss character. 😊
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh gosh, of course! How is your beautiful girl? 🤗
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We were -5°C last night... the balcony has now taken responsibility for the drinks for the next few months! 😆❄️
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Eloise looks like she needs an Only Fans account... sorry, my filthy mind, ignore me! 🤭

That's definitely a gorgeous bird, and I'm glad she fits in the oven - I've known as few people who never consider their oven size when shopping for a turkey, and it has to be butchered pre-roasting! 🫣😬😆
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Completely off topic, but loving the Berlin Ampelmännchen hat!

On topic, sad to believe people think these diseases won't come back because we don't see them anymore, and it's usually people who have been vaccinated. *sigh*
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I still remember Ed and I flying to Rome mid-Feb 2020, and passengers were being temperature-checked as we walked through passport control - in FEBRUARY!! Flew back to LHR five days later, and nada - just all of us arriving from Italy, and nobody gave a shit. Still cross about this, 5 years later. 😠
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
(((Hugs))) my friend 😕 As @mrjamesob.bsky.social has just said, it would appear the UK has learned nothing. Germany isn't perfect, but I felt a darned sight safer in 2021, while covid was still being cashed in of in the UK. Who remembers the extortionate covid test charges? License to print money! 🤪
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM