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Norwegian Frankfurter

@scanditina.bsky.social

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Snarky 🇳🇴, living it up in Südhessen 🇩🇪 with her 🇮🇪🇬🇧 partner & 😺😸. Have also lived in 🇬🇧& 🇿🇦. Hobbies are beading, music, and 📸. Fluent in English, Denglisch & sarcasm. Other languages are available, but fluency is not guaranteed (yes, even the 🇳🇴 is wobbly!).

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 30m

Segregation was alive and well in the 80s. He is only fucked off to avoid national conscription, which ended in '94, like a lot of rich white boys. 🙄

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, same! 😂😂 I don't wear makeup in general, so it's an easy out for me (also just watched "Buy Now" on Netflix, so mindful not to buy just to see it sit on a shelf/in a drawer never being used!). 😆😂

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 3h

Am I her biggest fan now? Nope, but I have massive respect. Okay, so she leap-frogged over many, by having 💷💷💷 and connections, but what I do know about the fashion and beauty industries are that they can be very cruel, especially their critics, and she seems to have cracked both. Good for her! 👏🏻👏🏻

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 3h

I have a confession to make...

Back in the Noughties, I wasn't this woman's biggest fan, probably because I believed the crap that was being printed in the media every day. However, having since learned just how shitty the UK press can be and seeing other media talk about her, I've warmed to her...

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 18h

So, the price for a Boeing 747-8 and a multi-billion desert golf course contract appears to be an airforce base in Idaho! Sounds like Qatar have scored a HUGE hole-in-one there! ⛳️

But I'm very curious - it's a long, L-O-N-G way from the UAE to USA, though - what on earth is that all about, eh? 🤔

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 19h

Dear Frogs of Portland,

May I suggest an anthem for your cause? 🐸😁🐸🤗

youtu.be/6PMiP90ntZ8?...

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely! 🤗

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, there is chatter up there that this could happen, despite the committee being apolitical. 😬🫣

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely!! 🤗

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, he is going to be soooooo pissed! A woman?! And from Venezuela, a country he's attacking with vengeance. Karma is indeed a bitch! 😆😁😂

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado wins - BBC News

Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado wins

Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 1d

😂🐸😂🐸😂

John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 1d

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 1d

Proudly anti-fascist, as I am opposed to fascism, nationalism, far-right ideologies, white supremacy, authoritarianism, racism, homophobia and xenophobia.

*That* is the meaning of ANTIFA!

youtu.be/cUAP-fE81zs?...

"Bella Ciao" - Italian Anti-Fascist Song (Rare Version)

YouTube video by 4a4b

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 2d

Yup, agreed, and ironically, it's the relentless "me, me, me" which is actually NOT what the prize is about. It's about humility, the recipient is constantly working to instill peace, etc.

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 2d

As the Nobel Peace Prize has probably already decided, @mrjamesob.bsky.social as the nominations deadline closed in January. Also, while this peace deal is great thing, the dismantling of his own country surely, SURELY count against him?? 😳😳

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 4d

Je suis Antifa... 😂😂😂

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 4d

😂😂😂 Good luck with that, Kkkaroline!! 😂😂😂

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 4d

Surely, that book title should be "How I got Gaught Laundering Money"? 🤔

Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 6d

a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc

ALT: a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 6d

It's the beautiful @frans199.bsky.social 's birthday today, and we're having her around for a slap up feast to celebrate. Sad that @shroommuse.bsky.social couldn't make it, but we will serve you up a feast the next time, Jacquie!

Happy birthday, Fran, especially from Haggis! 😻

#FranFuckingTastic

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 6d

You will have to visit one day, and I'll happily treat you to the ice cream! You'll never eat store-bought ice cream again! 😆

PS. Bring Haribo! 😉

a little girl with a ponytail is sitting in a red bowl with a candy cane in her hair .

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 6d

Tonight's treat... chocolate with pistachio. 😋🍨

#Creami #HomemadeIceCream

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 7d

Finally got around to this book, and while I'm not unaware of the ultimate goals of the Heritage Foundation, this book is a bit like reading a (non-fiction) horror story! 😳😳😳

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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 7d

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@bylinetimes.bsky.social can now reveal that, during the crucial period when convicted Reform leader Nathan Gill was most active, working directly with Russian President Vladimir Putin’s most senior ally in Ukraine, he was also one of Nigel Farage’s closest confidantes 1/12

‘Thick as Thieves’: Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage’s Putin Problem

Far from being distant from the Reform UK Leader, insiders told Byline Times that the former MEP convicted of bribery was one of Farage’s closest aides, while we reveal how Gill worked on the Kremlin’...

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 7d

There's a movie? I knew there is a new album. Are they connected?

My ultimate favourite showgirl is...

youtu.be/HG7I4oniOyA?...

Annie Lennox - Why (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by AnnieLennoxVEVO

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Norwegian Frankfurter @scanditina.bsky.social · 7d

Batten down the hatches, and stay cosy and dry 🤗

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