Oliver (Cane-alytics)
@scantronius.bsky.social
Was @Cane_alytics on Twitter.
Humor, video games, nerd stuff, hockey, cats.
Humor, video games, nerd stuff, hockey, cats.
Seeing how we were the only team fielding a cap complient team in the final four, I'm pretty psyched about that change.
June 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Seeing how we were the only team fielding a cap complient team in the final four, I'm pretty psyched about that change.
That storm lowered my local WU station's feels like from 115 to 101. 🫠
June 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
That storm lowered my local WU station's feels like from 115 to 101. 🫠
Mario Kart World might be about the same as 8, but the fact that there's so many stupid little guys in it and the promise of so many more stupid little guys to unlock makes it a banger.
June 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Mario Kart World might be about the same as 8, but the fact that there's so many stupid little guys in it and the promise of so many more stupid little guys to unlock makes it a banger.
I rolled credits in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 over the weekend. The best story in a video game I've played in a long time. Honestly, maybe ever. The performances, music, characters, and world are all wonderful. It's something special and it's so cool a small team were able to create it.
May 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I rolled credits in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 over the weekend. The best story in a video game I've played in a long time. Honestly, maybe ever. The performances, music, characters, and world are all wonderful. It's something special and it's so cool a small team were able to create it.
Chicago only needed an 11 ball for the pope draft. For example, if Italy got the number 8 and 13 balls then we would have had Pizzaballa.
May 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Chicago only needed an 11 ball for the pope draft. For example, if Italy got the number 8 and 13 balls then we would have had Pizzaballa.
I think this is prudent, until we can be sure Mark hasn't been selected as the new pope.
Brind'Amour said Jankowski is skating this morning; he's still a game-time decision.
May 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think this is prudent, until we can be sure Mark hasn't been selected as the new pope.
Consider myself a big bean buy. Never had Bojangles beans before. That changed last night. They're really good! Slightly spicy beans!
I have not received any compensation from big bean for this comment.
I have not received any compensation from big bean for this comment.
April 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Consider myself a big bean buy. Never had Bojangles beans before. That changed last night. They're really good! Slightly spicy beans!
I have not received any compensation from big bean for this comment.
I have not received any compensation from big bean for this comment.
So bad at parry and dodge timing in Clair Obscur that it makes me question how I survive IRL with these motor skills. I should start wearing a helmet.
April 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So bad at parry and dodge timing in Clair Obscur that it makes me question how I survive IRL with these motor skills. I should start wearing a helmet.
Trying to pre order four Switch 2's for work. In chat with colleagues refreshing Gamestop over and over and laughing. Good times.
April 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trying to pre order four Switch 2's for work. In chat with colleagues refreshing Gamestop over and over and laughing. Good times.
Going into pre order combat and coming out with a win is exhilarating. Fancy Metroid Prime 4, let's go.
April 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Going into pre order combat and coming out with a win is exhilarating. Fancy Metroid Prime 4, let's go.
Reposted by Oliver (Cane-alytics)
I am so fucking ready to go moomoo mode in Mario Kart you have no idea
April 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I am so fucking ready to go moomoo mode in Mario Kart you have no idea
NC State just shared a promo code for the PWHL game next Friday. Code NCSUPWHL will take off 15% via ticketmaster.
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
NC State just shared a promo code for the PWHL game next Friday. Code NCSUPWHL will take off 15% via ticketmaster.
Aho wrote us a letter!
www.theplayerstribune.com/sebastian-ah...
Warning: it'll make you want to run through a wall
www.theplayerstribune.com/sebastian-ah...
Warning: it'll make you want to run through a wall
To Canes Fans | By Sebastian Aho
I can promise you one thing, Raleigh: Close isn’t good enough.
www.theplayerstribune.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Aho wrote us a letter!
www.theplayerstribune.com/sebastian-ah...
Warning: it'll make you want to run through a wall
www.theplayerstribune.com/sebastian-ah...
Warning: it'll make you want to run through a wall
I love this picture Emily took of Gordie a couple weekends ago. Stanced up, grumpy, wearing a silly hat, and just making do.
This picture is my north star.
This picture is my north star.
February 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I love this picture Emily took of Gordie a couple weekends ago. Stanced up, grumpy, wearing a silly hat, and just making do.
This picture is my north star.
This picture is my north star.
Suzuki debut, Mikko/Hall home debuts, Freddie milestone fun, Teuvo's welcome back video....
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Suzuki debut, Mikko/Hall home debuts, Freddie milestone fun, Teuvo's welcome back video....
Reposted by Oliver (Cane-alytics)
I think its time I let Bluesky in on my dirty little secret
January 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think its time I let Bluesky in on my dirty little secret
I got Emily and I a dinosaur advent calendar. Every day a new cheap plastic dinosaur toy. It rules. We're having them attack a Target North Pole blimp decoration.
December 3, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I got Emily and I a dinosaur advent calendar. Every day a new cheap plastic dinosaur toy. It rules. We're having them attack a Target North Pole blimp decoration.
Reposted by Oliver (Cane-alytics)
Yay! I just got tickets for me and @scantronius.bsky.social to see the Minnesota Frost vs. the Ottawa Charge in Raleigh in March! #PWHL I'm so excited to get to see professional women's hockey live!
November 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Yay! I just got tickets for me and @scantronius.bsky.social to see the Minnesota Frost vs. the Ottawa Charge in Raleigh in March! #PWHL I'm so excited to get to see professional women's hockey live!
Alexander Nikisin nominated for Most Anticipated Game at Game Awards
November 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Alexander Nikisin nominated for Most Anticipated Game at Game Awards
Do you guys think Eric Robinson is constantly like "HOLY SHIT!"? He must be so psyched to be a Cane. I'm sort of fascinated by his pick up and how well he's fitting in. He needs to write a blog.
November 18, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Do you guys think Eric Robinson is constantly like "HOLY SHIT!"? He must be so psyched to be a Cane. I'm sort of fascinated by his pick up and how well he's fitting in. He needs to write a blog.
Hello! Gonna try posting more often over here now that folks are shifting over en masse.
November 15, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Hello! Gonna try posting more often over here now that folks are shifting over en masse.
Reposted by Oliver (Cane-alytics)
no, my son is also named invalid handle
November 14, 2024 at 7:53 PM
no, my son is also named invalid handle
Man, I'm so excited for Alan Wake II tomorrow. Remedy is my favorite game studio. Finnish devs who love noir, the new weird, and putting full motion video in their games. Control was an all-timer for me.
Wonder if any Canes Finns play their games. I need a Teuvo cameo in Control 2.
Wonder if any Canes Finns play their games. I need a Teuvo cameo in Control 2.
October 26, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Man, I'm so excited for Alan Wake II tomorrow. Remedy is my favorite game studio. Finnish devs who love noir, the new weird, and putting full motion video in their games. Control was an all-timer for me.
Wonder if any Canes Finns play their games. I need a Teuvo cameo in Control 2.
Wonder if any Canes Finns play their games. I need a Teuvo cameo in Control 2.
Just played Venba via GamePass and loved every second. Indie game about an Indian couple new to Canada and it's a quick run through their lives (1hr-ish). Very touching and filled with Indian food crafting segments that are rad. Goddamn I love Indian food.
August 3, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Just played Venba via GamePass and loved every second. Indie game about an Indian couple new to Canada and it's a quick run through their lives (1hr-ish). Very touching and filled with Indian food crafting segments that are rad. Goddamn I love Indian food.