Scarlett Tigresa_de1810
@scarlett777.bsky.social
White Sox Cesspool and barley tolerable person. I swear a lot, I'm mean, and occasionally I'll share my taco with you.
Today, i fully understood the power of the booty. The most beautiful and perfectly round booty appeared before me in my pilates class today.
I've never wanted to dive into a booty so much like I have today. 😭
I've never wanted to dive into a booty so much like I have today. 😭
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his hand on his knee .
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December 3, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Today, i fully understood the power of the booty. The most beautiful and perfectly round booty appeared before me in my pilates class today.
I've never wanted to dive into a booty so much like I have today. 😭
I've never wanted to dive into a booty so much like I have today. 😭
Watch out, friends. I'm doing some heavy drinking tonight.
Heavy hitter coming thru. 😭😂
Heavy hitter coming thru. 😭😂
December 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Watch out, friends. I'm doing some heavy drinking tonight.
Heavy hitter coming thru. 😭😂
Heavy hitter coming thru. 😭😂
Cock.
Shaped like a cock.
Say it. Say it with the pride it deserves.
A big cock.
Shaped like a cock.
Say it. Say it with the pride it deserves.
A big cock.
Travelers to the Philippines can now book a room in the world’s largest building shaped like a chicken, located in the country’s remote highlands.
It’s the world’s largest building shaped like a chicken. It’s also a hotel | CNN
Travelers to the Philippines can now book a room in the world’s largest building shaped like a chicken, located in the country’s remote highlands.
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November 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Cock.
Shaped like a cock.
Say it. Say it with the pride it deserves.
A big cock.
Shaped like a cock.
Say it. Say it with the pride it deserves.
A big cock.
I am a masochist.
I drove him to the airport.
Three and a half hours later and holy fuck. I should have put him in a Lyft. 😭
I drove him to the airport.
Three and a half hours later and holy fuck. I should have put him in a Lyft. 😭
Is it ok to put my grown ass son in a Lyft rather than taking him to the airport myself? 😭
Good morning from the WGN Radio newsroom:
Top stories:
-Today's one of the busiest days at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. We'll have updates on Thanksgiving travel.
-Chicago Police increase visibility downtown after a shooting over the weekend following a holiday parade.
@wgnradio.bsky.social
Top stories:
-Today's one of the busiest days at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. We'll have updates on Thanksgiving travel.
-Chicago Police increase visibility downtown after a shooting over the weekend following a holiday parade.
@wgnradio.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I am a masochist.
I drove him to the airport.
Three and a half hours later and holy fuck. I should have put him in a Lyft. 😭
I drove him to the airport.
Three and a half hours later and holy fuck. I should have put him in a Lyft. 😭
Is it ok to put my grown ass son in a Lyft rather than taking him to the airport myself? 😭
Good morning from the WGN Radio newsroom:
Top stories:
-Today's one of the busiest days at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. We'll have updates on Thanksgiving travel.
-Chicago Police increase visibility downtown after a shooting over the weekend following a holiday parade.
@wgnradio.bsky.social
Top stories:
-Today's one of the busiest days at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. We'll have updates on Thanksgiving travel.
-Chicago Police increase visibility downtown after a shooting over the weekend following a holiday parade.
@wgnradio.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Is it ok to put my grown ass son in a Lyft rather than taking him to the airport myself? 😭
I realized I've become entirely isolated by choice. That's not good and I need to make friends.
But how do you make adult friends when you live in the burbs surrounded by GOP psychos? 😭
But how do you make adult friends when you live in the burbs surrounded by GOP psychos? 😭
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 PM
I realized I've become entirely isolated by choice. That's not good and I need to make friends.
But how do you make adult friends when you live in the burbs surrounded by GOP psychos? 😭
But how do you make adult friends when you live in the burbs surrounded by GOP psychos? 😭
It's 8:30 am on a Sunday and every South Sider is in this bitch.
The Blesseded Chicago accent is alive and well here. ❤️ Long may this Bakery Reign.
The Blesseded Chicago accent is alive and well here. ❤️ Long may this Bakery Reign.
November 24, 2024 at 2:31 PM
It's 8:30 am on a Sunday and every South Sider is in this bitch.
The Blesseded Chicago accent is alive and well here. ❤️ Long may this Bakery Reign.
The Blesseded Chicago accent is alive and well here. ❤️ Long may this Bakery Reign.
In a few minutes, I'm going to leave my bed. Why? Because I need to make a 45 minute drive to Weber Bakery just to buy kolackey's
Worth it.
Worth it.
November 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
In a few minutes, I'm going to leave my bed. Why? Because I need to make a 45 minute drive to Weber Bakery just to buy kolackey's
Worth it.
Worth it.
It is the dick who reaches down to us, the dick who lifts us up when we stumble, the dick who shows us mercy when we get off course. It comes into our messy situations, rescues, and restores us, and sets us in a place of honor.
November 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
My 2025 goal is to crush a walnut with my thighs. I have big goals. I will not take questions at this time.
a little girl is holding a can of soda .
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November 23, 2024 at 2:29 AM
My 2025 goal is to crush a walnut with my thighs. I have big goals. I will not take questions at this time.
I listen to this YouTube channel daily. Today's story has me snorting laughing in public.
youtu.be/WJ5XxIXips4?...
youtu.be/WJ5XxIXips4?...
r/Bestof My Joke Ruined a Marriage
YouTube video by rSlash
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November 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I listen to this YouTube channel daily. Today's story has me snorting laughing in public.
youtu.be/WJ5XxIXips4?...
youtu.be/WJ5XxIXips4?...
I was just at a work social event and holy shit, I'm tired of you fucking clueless dipshit men.
The shit that some of you socially inept men say should be enough to warrant a trip to an active volcano.
The shit that some of you socially inept men say should be enough to warrant a trip to an active volcano.
a cartoon bird is screaming and says `` i can 't take it anymore '' .
ALT: a cartoon bird is screaming and says `` i can 't take it anymore '' .
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November 21, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I was just at a work social event and holy shit, I'm tired of you fucking clueless dipshit men.
The shit that some of you socially inept men say should be enough to warrant a trip to an active volcano.
The shit that some of you socially inept men say should be enough to warrant a trip to an active volcano.
Walked over 12,000 steps today. Mccormick Place is a monstrosity of a venue. My everything aches. 😭
November 20, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Walked over 12,000 steps today. Mccormick Place is a monstrosity of a venue. My everything aches. 😭
Im staying downtown for the next three days. According to the law of Chicago, I can reclaim my Chicagoan status.
P.s. there's a fuckton of horny nerds in Chicago this week. Thanks, Microsoft.
P.s. there's a fuckton of horny nerds in Chicago this week. Thanks, Microsoft.
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Im staying downtown for the next three days. According to the law of Chicago, I can reclaim my Chicagoan status.
P.s. there's a fuckton of horny nerds in Chicago this week. Thanks, Microsoft.
P.s. there's a fuckton of horny nerds in Chicago this week. Thanks, Microsoft.
When influencing is for the greater good. Booktok thank you!
Barnes & Noble is making a comeback: The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year.
Barnes & Noble is making a comeback | CNN Business
The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year. The plan marks a dramatic shift from when it closed...
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November 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM
When influencing is for the greater good. Booktok thank you!
My friends in tacos! I have found nirvana. El Moljacete in Plainfield has the most amazing and delicious Quesabirria tacos, ever.
I moaned. Loudly. You can too.
I moaned. Loudly. You can too.
November 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
My friends in tacos! I have found nirvana. El Moljacete in Plainfield has the most amazing and delicious Quesabirria tacos, ever.
I moaned. Loudly. You can too.
I moaned. Loudly. You can too.
I promised myself I'd do different on here. No more following bullshit accounts that only want engagement. This isn't Dead Bird.
I'm just going to say this:
Actually examine the content that you consume on here. Is someone trying to keep you angry and isolated? Then you're a mark for them. And pretty soon you're gonna be sending them $20 a month for some resistance Patreon that simply tells you how mad you should be.
Actually examine the content that you consume on here. Is someone trying to keep you angry and isolated? Then you're a mark for them. And pretty soon you're gonna be sending them $20 a month for some resistance Patreon that simply tells you how mad you should be.
November 18, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I promised myself I'd do different on here. No more following bullshit accounts that only want engagement. This isn't Dead Bird.
Putin is now yeeting ballet stars?
Vladimir Shklyarov, a world-renowned Russian ballet star, has died after falling from the fifth floor of a building.
Russian ballet star Vladimir Shklyarov dies after falling from building | CNN
Vladimir Shklyarov, a world-renowned Russian ballet star, has died after falling from the fifth floor of a building on Saturday.
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November 18, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Putin is now yeeting ballet stars?
Thanksgiving week, I'm going to binge watch Die Hard I-VI.
But the first Die Hard is being watched as I put up my Christmas tree and all my decorations.
Merry Christmas!
But the first Die Hard is being watched as I put up my Christmas tree and all my decorations.
Merry Christmas!
Alright. It’s almost Christmas time. I will finally watch the beloved Christmas movie die hard for the very first time
November 18, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Thanksgiving week, I'm going to binge watch Die Hard I-VI.
But the first Die Hard is being watched as I put up my Christmas tree and all my decorations.
Merry Christmas!
But the first Die Hard is being watched as I put up my Christmas tree and all my decorations.
Merry Christmas!
Glad I decided to clean my house, groom my dog, and pick up dog shit in my backyard than watch the Bears game.
#winning
#winning
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a sign that says #winning .
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November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Glad I decided to clean my house, groom my dog, and pick up dog shit in my backyard than watch the Bears game.
#winning
#winning
Before / After
My life consists of three Cavalier King Charles Spaniels. It was time I started grooming them at home. Not bad for my first time. Sammy is beautiful. ❤️
My life consists of three Cavalier King Charles Spaniels. It was time I started grooming them at home. Not bad for my first time. Sammy is beautiful. ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Before / After
My life consists of three Cavalier King Charles Spaniels. It was time I started grooming them at home. Not bad for my first time. Sammy is beautiful. ❤️
My life consists of three Cavalier King Charles Spaniels. It was time I started grooming them at home. Not bad for my first time. Sammy is beautiful. ❤️
How did Chicago and New York end up with the stupidest people in charge?
NYC is on fire because Eric Adams took a hatchet to the Parks Department budget, firing 51 forestry specialists who remove the dead trees and invasive species most likely to ignite during dry periods.
Eric Adams's Budget Cuts Have Set Up New York City's Parks to Burn
By cutting the exact people meant to keep the city's parks free from fallen, dead trees and keep the forests healthy, the mayor has set up a tinderbox that's already igniting.
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November 17, 2024 at 5:29 PM
How did Chicago and New York end up with the stupidest people in charge?
Perfection personified. #BreakfastPorn
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Perfection personified. #BreakfastPorn
Happiest of girls. My basement is finally arranged how I want it to be. I sat down here listening to music and chilling. I'm in my joy. ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Happiest of girls. My basement is finally arranged how I want it to be. I sat down here listening to music and chilling. I'm in my joy. ❤️
Comencemos la fiesta mi gente! Llego El Padrino! Arriba Artie!
Bienvenidos a el más chingon.
Bienvenidos a el más chingon.
✊
November 16, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Comencemos la fiesta mi gente! Llego El Padrino! Arriba Artie!
Bienvenidos a el más chingon.
Bienvenidos a el más chingon.