David
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Cubs fans when they can’t call you Jed’s burner a second time for saying you didn’t hate the Tucker trade.
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .
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November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Cubs fans when they can’t call you Jed’s burner a second time for saying you didn’t hate the Tucker trade.
Refs just fucked the call in the Boston game
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Refs just fucked the call in the Boston game
Just having some nice community time is it really
Black people only celebrating a day off. That's it. We don't celebrate colonizer/enslaver holidays.
I know some of you love it for the family vibes and football, and I get that, but much like Columbus day, the original connotations are steeped in white fantasy, this time about cooperation in the face of impending genocide.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just having some nice community time is it really
7/$210 is so freaking good
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
7/$210 is so freaking good
Cease is the one I wanted. Fuck fuck fuck
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Cease is the one I wanted. Fuck fuck fuck
I fuck heavy with Michael MacKelvie, but every one of his videos is best saved for a june day when you miss football, not smack dab in the middle of the season
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I fuck heavy with Michael MacKelvie, but every one of his videos is best saved for a june day when you miss football, not smack dab in the middle of the season
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You asked a question designed specifically to elicit the response you got so that you could run back to Twitter to go, "Wow, Bluesky is unhinged"
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You asked a question designed specifically to elicit the response you got so that you could run back to Twitter to go, "Wow, Bluesky is unhinged"
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“it’s bad faith when people disagree with me about the revenge porn machine that encourages children to commit suicide”
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“it’s bad faith when people disagree with me about the revenge porn machine that encourages children to commit suicide”
Sports fans stop taking the 'most valuable' part of MVP literally challenge: impossible
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sports fans stop taking the 'most valuable' part of MVP literally challenge: impossible
Just fell to my knees at Jewel
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just fell to my knees at Jewel
We are talking about ole miss nationally. Thats it.
Why exactly is Lane Kiffin so sought-after?
Why would even an LSU-caliber program want anything to do with someone with a history of awkward endings?
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Why would even an LSU-caliber program want anything to do with someone with a history of awkward endings?
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November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We are talking about ole miss nationally. Thats it.
Well yeah man. Thats how holidays work. Theyre made up. We got some. Yall got some. No one is pissed. And its baby shit to puff your chest and close replies. If you’re gonna troll stand on it!
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Well yeah man. Thats how holidays work. Theyre made up. We got some. Yall got some. No one is pissed. And its baby shit to puff your chest and close replies. If you’re gonna troll stand on it!
@ universe you can use the golf club. We won’t mind. Could even be funny depending on how it goes. We really arent picky
Taxpayers have shelled out nearly $71 million for Trump's golf hobby since he retook office — and he's on track to exceed an eye-popping figure
Second-Term Tab For Trump’s Golf Hobby Tops $70 Million, On Track To Exceed $300 Million
The total would double the $151.5 million taxpayers shelled out for him to play golf during his first term.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@ universe you can use the golf club. We won’t mind. Could even be funny depending on how it goes. We really arent picky
Merrick Garland entering rhinoceros levels of PR
We could have have this for trump but the DSA “Abandon(ed) Harris”
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Merrick Garland entering rhinoceros levels of PR
After the Paul mccartney concert i spent 2.5 hours laying on the couch brain rotting. Transcendent. was like a spa for my mind.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After the Paul mccartney concert i spent 2.5 hours laying on the couch brain rotting. Transcendent. was like a spa for my mind.
ah well
"fuck the Mormons" is not the same as "fuck the jews" its not an ethnoreligion its just a cult dude. You aren't oppressed. Plus 65% of Mormons voted for Trump so I totally understand people's hostility to Mormonism given the details of the "religion" and their voting records.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ah well
Charlie Brown had hoes
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Charlie Brown had hoes
I'll believe it when I see it I guess
I like Doug Kyed’s hopium take that yes, Vedarian Lowe, but also:
1) offensive line coaching better than last year
2) offensive coaching in general better than last year
3) head coaching better than last year
4) other offensive linemen better than last year
1) offensive line coaching better than last year
2) offensive coaching in general better than last year
3) head coaching better than last year
4) other offensive linemen better than last year
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'll believe it when I see it I guess
Bo nix has never once in his life won the big game. Georgia state almost beat him in college but yeah I guess now would be the type to pretend he is better than he is
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bo nix has never once in his life won the big game. Georgia state almost beat him in college but yeah I guess now would be the type to pretend he is better than he is
Where Nix has been better than Maye is he takes way less sacks. DEN OL the past two years is good. NE is average this year till this point. Thats the difference in FL. The fumbles weren’t from poor ball carriage. And a well blocked pick return isnt the same as a poor throw with one guy to beat.
Not really. This season, Maye has 6 fumbles and 6 INTs including a pick six (Nix has not thrown a pick six as a pro). Dude had NINETEEN fumbles and INTs in just 13 games last year. Maye is a turnover machine until proven otherwise
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Where Nix has been better than Maye is he takes way less sacks. DEN OL the past two years is good. NE is average this year till this point. Thats the difference in FL. The fumbles weren’t from poor ball carriage. And a well blocked pick return isnt the same as a poor throw with one guy to beat.
Bo nix has more turnovers so
Pats look like a one-and-done team to me. Maye is a turnover machine and playoff pass rushers are a whole different animal compared to the Charmin-soft schedule they've faced (outside of that Buffalo game)
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Bo nix has more turnovers so
Kamala is so unserious lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kamala is so unserious lol
No dog in the fight but this sounds like a dig at Tarantino and I 100% support it
Here’s my take: Star Wars is for nerds but is at least fun
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Why is there so much Star Wars-star trek discourse rn
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
No dog in the fight but this sounds like a dig at Tarantino and I 100% support it
Lmaoooooooo
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Lmaoooooooo