Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm)
@scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
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Writer of top class shenanigans. Occasional burlesque performer. Frequently exasperated. Might be twenty cats in a people suit. ScarlettStorm on Ao3. She/her
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Happy eighth day of Halloween! Today's look: Jack O'Lantern Crop Top. #EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing an orange crop top printed with a winking jack o'lantern face along with a black cardigan and black pants.
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Happy seventh day of Halloween! Today's look: Anatomical Skelton Heart. #EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a red cardigan over a black T-shirt printed with an anatomical skeleton rib cage in white and an anatomical heart in red. She's also wearing black leggings.
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Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.
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Happy sixth day of Halloween! Today's look: Ghost Cat! #EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a purple t-shirt printed with a cartoon of a black cat wearing a traditional sheet ghost costume.
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Every once in a while Aetna (yes, the insurance company) sends me a link asking for my feedback on a survey, and I'm like, "I truly cannot imagine what information you're hoping to receive on this, but yes I will spend ten to fifteen minutes absolutely blasting you for raising my deductible $1500."
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I think I'm up to 20 days of t-shirts with no repeats 😂
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Happy fifth day of Halloween! Today's look: Fashionable Technicolor Pumpkins. #EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a 3/4 length sleeve crop top in black printed with cartoon jack-o'-lanterns in orange, purple, magenta, and green, over a calf length black dress. She's also wearing a matching headband.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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Happy fourth day of Halloween! Today's look: Skeleton and Ghosties. #EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a black shirt printed with a white skeleton spine and rib cage with a black cardigan printed with cartoon ghosts over the top. She's also wearing a black skirt and black leggings.
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People will tell you you're not supposed to have a favorite pet and I'll let you know right now that's a lie. Matcha is The Worst Cat, and is likely to remain so for many years.
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Matcha is the prettiest specialist most delicate princess in the world and she has Hurty Tummy Disease and now she gets special salmon food every day like the delicate little princess she is while she bullies her younger brother and pisses on things and bites me sometimes for not petting her right.
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She also doesn't piss anywhere she likes to hang out (so far 🤞), so...

I told the family call I was going to make fun of her shaved belly after the ultrasound and my mom told me I was being mean.

Me: She deserves it!!! She's a jerk!
Mom: Crystal's agreeing with you?
Crystal: [nodding emphatically]
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I know this is revenge, not a health issue, because her urine test showed no issues and her abdominal ultrasound found no problems with her bladder, and also because a couple weeks ago I watched her get into a fight with him, win, and then piss straight on the front door to celebrate her victory. 🙃
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Anyway as of last night she's on special salmon-protein-only food AND we're no longer torturing her with twice-daily pain medication, and today she decided to thank me for it by revenge-pissing in Nori's bed. He doesn't even sleep in that! It's not very good revenge, Matcha!!!
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Matcha has some health issues we've been dealing with for the last couple weeks (which has been a nightmare because she's an absolute asshole about it), and frankly? I think she gave herself IBD in order to make us switch her over to an entirely salmon-based diet. I'm pretty sure she has that power.
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let it happen soon, let it be painful, may all the rest scatter witless and terrified before the wave of joy that's coming unstoppable as death
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Happy third day of Halloween! Today's look: Na na na na na na na na bat dress! #EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a black cardigan over the top of a gray knee-length dress printed with flying bats in black.
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Happy second day of Halloween! Today's look: Witch's Brew.

(If I look tired it's because I had to get up at 6:45am in order to drop Matcha off at the vet for an ultrasound. Think good intestinal thoughts for her!)

#EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a purple t-shirt shirt printed with a mug labeled "Witch's Brew" that has steam and sparkles emanating from it.
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It's beautiful. I want to watch it on loop. I suddenly have Husky Pride for the first time in my life.
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It's that time again! Happy First Day of Halloween! Today's look: Cozy Ghosts! #EternalHalloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a cozy charcoal gray jumpsuit with a black cardigan printed with white cartoon ghosts over the top.
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Finally a candidate talking about the real issues: WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PISS IN DOWNTOWN SEATTLE?!?!
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We should be solving our problems, not spraying them away. That’s why I’m fighting for clean, accessible, and safe bathrooms for our city. Whether you’re the Big Dumper or a mom with a toddler, you shouldn’t have to scour the city for a place to poop. #thisisyourcity

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The Big Dumper’s City Needs Public Restrooms!
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