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Genuinely 90% complaints and hornyposting. Not for the faint of heart. I’m not joking. I WILL wall your feed. 🔞
Can be bribed with Illidan porn
Genuinely 90% complaints and hornyposting. Not for the faint of heart. I’m not joking. I WILL wall your feed. 🔞
Can be bribed with Illidan porn
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I am afflicted by multitudes of demons, many of which can be described in the popular occult text “the lesser key of DSM-V”
wuxia zandalari priest
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
wuxia zandalari priest
One of the funny side effects of my blood pressure being 150/90 is that yeah the BP Anxiety is a thing. It sucks. Like my fucking veins want to burst like a fucking sausage casing can we not also be convinced everyone wants to hurt me
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
One of the funny side effects of my blood pressure being 150/90 is that yeah the BP Anxiety is a thing. It sucks. Like my fucking veins want to burst like a fucking sausage casing can we not also be convinced everyone wants to hurt me
Being more informed about omegaverse by my council of perverted monarchs. Listening and learning. Adding this to my worldview.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Being more informed about omegaverse by my council of perverted monarchs. Listening and learning. Adding this to my worldview.
For the record I never expected to get into the alpha/omega whatever shit but like all my horrible decisions it all falls back down on How Badly I Want To Impregnate Illidan and my boner essentially adds a sensual layer of lubrication to the concept
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
For the record I never expected to get into the alpha/omega whatever shit but like all my horrible decisions it all falls back down on How Badly I Want To Impregnate Illidan and my boner essentially adds a sensual layer of lubrication to the concept
Me throwing the rent lowering omegaverse genade to my gaggle of confused followers
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me throwing the rent lowering omegaverse genade to my gaggle of confused followers
And so. I have my favorite awful little shithead Asrinth and he's an alpha. But he has a condition where his vomeronasal organ is just kaput. Which leads to him not being able to scent correctly, branding him a pariah twice for just not... fitting any of the cultural marks of a high elf.
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And so. I have my favorite awful little shithead Asrinth and he's an alpha. But he has a condition where his vomeronasal organ is just kaput. Which leads to him not being able to scent correctly, branding him a pariah twice for just not... fitting any of the cultural marks of a high elf.
Meanwhile across the pond high elves have such a high incidence of a/o phenotypes it completely destroys gendered pronouns and instead replaces them with a/o status. Your gender as a high elf is just part of your appearance. It can change, unlike alpha or omega condition. Which leads to a lot of
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Meanwhile across the pond high elves have such a high incidence of a/o phenotypes it completely destroys gendered pronouns and instead replaces them with a/o status. Your gender as a high elf is just part of your appearance. It can change, unlike alpha or omega condition. Which leads to a lot of
Nelfs go into some funny territory where the a/o dynamics cease being a subculture and fuse with the main cultural influence. They're matriarchal. It's a blessing from Elune, even more so where cis male omegas can give birth. Still socially under cis women, but they can become priests, but are very
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Nelfs go into some funny territory where the a/o dynamics cease being a subculture and fuse with the main cultural influence. They're matriarchal. It's a blessing from Elune, even more so where cis male omegas can give birth. Still socially under cis women, but they can become priests, but are very
[cracks knuckles] So Azeroth is a weird place and its been stated in lore it's abnormally dense in mana/spirits/whatever iirc. So I think in my omegaverse AU orcs and Dranei have a relatively low incidence of alpha/omega phenotypes (15% and 33% respectively) and in orcish culture it's viewed more as
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
[cracks knuckles] So Azeroth is a weird place and its been stated in lore it's abnormally dense in mana/spirits/whatever iirc. So I think in my omegaverse AU orcs and Dranei have a relatively low incidence of alpha/omega phenotypes (15% and 33% respectively) and in orcish culture it's viewed more as
It's still my firm belief all that Chosen One shit Xe'ra did was just her blowing hot air because she wanted to twist a powerful magus to her will. Never got brought up again. Seems really hamfisted. Plausible it's also true but like. Never got brought up again. Lawl.
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's still my firm belief all that Chosen One shit Xe'ra did was just her blowing hot air because she wanted to twist a powerful magus to her will. Never got brought up again. Seems really hamfisted. Plausible it's also true but like. Never got brought up again. Lawl.
I love and hate the fact I am so avulse and loathe to try and find rp partners I just pair my own ocs together. I end up having to write everything. Hell on earth.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I love and hate the fact I am so avulse and loathe to try and find rp partners I just pair my own ocs together. I end up having to write everything. Hell on earth.
[loading the rent lowering gun] how do we feel about abo?
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[loading the rent lowering gun] how do we feel about abo?
Posting this so I can call myself evil things in a few hours when I have to drive 2 hours on 2 hours of sleep
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Posting this so I can call myself evil things in a few hours when I have to drive 2 hours on 2 hours of sleep
Unnamed Woim body plan mockup
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Unnamed Woim body plan mockup
one of these days Nergui on WRA will fall back into my hands and we get his final form: a dark troll archdruid
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
one of these days Nergui on WRA will fall back into my hands and we get his final form: a dark troll archdruid
I need to practice art so bad but also I really feel my skill with colors and shading sucks magor dick. Tempted to just color in Dorohedoro pages until things improve
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I need to practice art so bad but also I really feel my skill with colors and shading sucks magor dick. Tempted to just color in Dorohedoro pages until things improve
okay my friendlets aren't on bsky so I can talk about my nefarious bit to post a shitty Illidan every time I get @‘d on warframe post.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
okay my friendlets aren't on bsky so I can talk about my nefarious bit to post a shitty Illidan every time I get @‘d on warframe post.
Astaroth is my beloved habbo hotel ass demon and I really need to work on the black and white marks on his body. Sapient slime mold ex-god. Became his oc.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Astaroth is my beloved habbo hotel ass demon and I really need to work on the black and white marks on his body. Sapient slime mold ex-god. Became his oc.
"these adhd meds ain't shit"
Me doing my work reports at 12 pm, inflappable:
Me doing my work reports at 12 pm, inflappable:
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"these adhd meds ain't shit"
Me doing my work reports at 12 pm, inflappable:
Me doing my work reports at 12 pm, inflappable:
Az’s ability to just hype his awful husband up is unparalleled. Yes his sweetie honey pie booboo did all that shit. But he also wants to say sorry/thanks so stop being weird about him for five seconds okay?
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Az’s ability to just hype his awful husband up is unparalleled. Yes his sweetie honey pie booboo did all that shit. But he also wants to say sorry/thanks so stop being weird about him for five seconds okay?
just been informed theres lightforged warlocks you're all never allowed to be meaners to me for my san'layn druid now
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
just been informed theres lightforged warlocks you're all never allowed to be meaners to me for my san'layn druid now
lmao I can't believe Astalor and Az would be friends. Amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
lmao I can't believe Astalor and Az would be friends. Amazing.
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This is very much the kind of energy I *wish* was still used for fel magic by the Blood Elves: wrought with side effects, but worth the price for those willing to wrangle with its potency.
Still, this makes the "blood" side of Blood Elves very literal now, which is fun lol
Still, this makes the "blood" side of Blood Elves very literal now, which is fun lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This is very much the kind of energy I *wish* was still used for fel magic by the Blood Elves: wrought with side effects, but worth the price for those willing to wrangle with its potency.
Still, this makes the "blood" side of Blood Elves very literal now, which is fun lol
Still, this makes the "blood" side of Blood Elves very literal now, which is fun lol
New oc smell confirming that every character related to Nergui just inherits his bitchass demeanor
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
New oc smell confirming that every character related to Nergui just inherits his bitchass demeanor
The amount of times my totally-not-Illidan warlock got called daddy is up to two. Which is find extremely funny.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The amount of times my totally-not-Illidan warlock got called daddy is up to two. Which is find extremely funny.