I need you to imagine a refined, composed man and his opponent during BFA is a nelf who starts dressing in gimp outfits to piss him off. This is what Unnamed Character had to deal with.

91 loa prayre of becoming

Pick a fucking struggle, flesh suit

I went full yaplix this morning but there’s always more under the hood (and for consideration)

I haven't even started talking about pseudophallus and anal wombs...

So he's functionally a beta since he can't scent anything that will kickstart his own alpha bullshit. Raised as if he's an alpha anyways, but figures he's just broken just like he is with magic.

that 'weird' part of human language but most don't give a flying fuck and just use the direct translations. And give the Tired Sideeye to humans that stare at them in confusion bc of the cultural difference.

funny confusion with humans where you have a lady, a man, sixteen flavors of queer all going by the same pronoun that translates into "she." Cue the ubiquitous 'elves are androgynous' stereotype. A few high elves that actually give half a shit about human culture eventually probably figure out

limited in that box. They're like the tradwives of society and are pushed into that box socially. Alpha ladies are the top dogs, but betas do hold high rank as well. Alpha men are pushed towards pursuing omega men, but are really looked down upon because of their competition (so to speak) w ladies

and nelfs come in at that 88%. (For the curious Quel'dorei had the founder effect hit harder and are at >99%) Removing the outliers the true incidence among trolls is more like 55-68%. It's a normal thing that has its own subculture associated with it but nothing that bad.

a blessing from the spirits. Dranei have a rich history of heat/rut suppressants and such and it leads to the conditions being more of a bother.

Meanwhile on Azeroth you have a 55-88% skew towards alpha/omega phenotypes among the various troll offshoots. It's very normal for them. Zanda has 75%

Mark my words we are getting the 12 posts about how Illy is an omega because it makes my penits rock hard. Only freaks allowed in here.

A third dogboy has hit my roster