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schmelix.bsky.social
Helix's "Art Account"
@schmelix.bsky.social
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Go girl give us nothing.
Genuinely 90% complaints and hornyposting. Not for the faint of heart. I’m not joking. I WILL wall your feed. 🔞

Can be bribed with Illidan porn
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Me throwing the rent lowering omegaverse genade to my gaggle of confused followers
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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with more detail and feeling

I'm still ??? About their name. Polovnik is like, the interim but their half brother is named Perun so I'm like Hm. Ehh. Hm.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Unnamed Woim body plan mockup
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Desperately wanted to get eaten by a bug who proceeded to cuck him with some other guy
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Astaroth is my beloved habbo hotel ass demon and I really need to work on the black and white marks on his body. Sapient slime mold ex-god. Became his oc.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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This AU keeps giving (his tusks are growing in)
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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never posted this one but whatever. I love how I can date an Az piece by if he has tits or not
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Woke up at 3 am with a Mission (horny)
black and white sketch on grey background; it certainly is a guy laying eggs!
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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My little wuwu.
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Happy 14th birthday to my Personal Evil Advisor that 90% of people on here know as Asrinth.

14 years, thousands of dollars in comms, and my frankly freakish devotion...
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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And its not even the final wordcount oh my lord
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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At over 3000 words and 45 minutes spent researching greek philosophy, I have not yet invoked the titular concept of this fic.
"writers obvious fetish.odt"
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Oh my god this is so fucking funny to see. I didn't know how bad it would get. I think. I THINK?!?!
Discord message from username Helix, on August 21, 2024: Tzet probably going to forever rue giving me a sparknotes summary on illidan because I think I found my newest chew toy" somewhere in the world, someone remarks there's no possibility of the day souring as a semi truck is about to careen into them
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Okay firsties hiii thanks for trusting me with The Vision and it was a bit scary to like, go "oh my god I have so many ideas". Eyebrows... no eyebrows... A diagram of how my own troll-nelf-zandalari boy's hand functions for ideas
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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and yet he goes into the little gay box afterwards…
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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[bart voice] (laughs) he's such a bitch!
an except of a written work that reads: “Our leader seems to be convinced of a great many things, as our primary contact with the rest of the offensive against the Legion,” Allari turned back to cleaning her knives of demonsblood, watching the edges of the blades become more diffuse in her vision as the virulent green substance was washed away. “Our leader,” Asrinth’s voice drawled in his most nasal tone, “Your leader. Remember that. My leader is currently trapped in some rotten corner of hell by all fault of you and yours alone. My leader needs no convincing of his affairs and choice of allies for his not some directionless, made-to-order brigand.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Also fun fact that even pre-fel corruption Az did /not/ like the Light. For reasons involved in his backstory lmao.
A screenshot of a black on grey text document that reads: “The na’ru’s compliance is a boon in that regard. A temporary vessel need only last at most twelve hours,” The back of her mind plucked at deep-set nerves. Unease raced, foreign. She hadn’t realized how her sight had been blown to highest definition, honed on the warlock’s form. She could see the myriad surface mana capillaries that hinted at finer features, the deeper veins that glowed thick below them. Lip curled to expose teeth, head leaning back to stare imperiously despite Asrinth’s small stature. “That servant of Light has an ulterior motive. They all do,” Asrinth scoffed, “But we’ve no choice. Your Slayer seems convinced of its magnanimity.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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presented without context
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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all accusations of favoritism possibly founded
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Let it be known I am a Nightjar Fan. I've been a fan. Laser eyeing that man. Fan.
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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honorable mention (Taz should never be allowed in wow)
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The gruesome twosome
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Janus stole one of Az's books (that was yoinked from Raith) a while back and read through it. The Slayer and him seem to share a deep desire to kill their sire. Cue Halloween cosplay
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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She deserves a bike. I give her a bike. (Also does she have ptosis? Big if true)
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM