Naomi
@schmerrel.bsky.social
Classically trained dweeb, They/She, Under Construction
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Puppygirl doing home automation, learning about ARF communication
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Puppygirl doing home automation, learning about ARF communication
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On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
"Do not kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" was actually real and true all along whoda thunk
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Do not kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" was actually real and true all along whoda thunk
It's pretty neat how after coming out I was also able to stop being weirdly ashamed of random shit and passions I had or anything I thought might be cringe? It turns out you can actually take up space and unironically love things and doing that more has been hella cathartic.
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It's pretty neat how after coming out I was also able to stop being weirdly ashamed of random shit and passions I had or anything I thought might be cringe? It turns out you can actually take up space and unironically love things and doing that more has been hella cathartic.
If I never paint another Fleur De Lis, it'll be too soon
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If I never paint another Fleur De Lis, it'll be too soon
A few days late, but it was really nice to finally get my ears pierced after talking about it for so long
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A few days late, but it was really nice to finally get my ears pierced after talking about it for so long
thinking about the existence of the chainsaw man universe New Jersey devil again
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
thinking about the existence of the chainsaw man universe New Jersey devil again
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The real yuri on ice was the PWHL we met along the way.
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The real yuri on ice was the PWHL we met along the way.
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
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Uni can finally change the length of his legs!
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Uni can finally change the length of his legs!
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As someone who's never celebrated Christmas, I'm wondering how many days it will take to stop being jump scared by the weird tree in the living room every morning
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As someone who's never celebrated Christmas, I'm wondering how many days it will take to stop being jump scared by the weird tree in the living room every morning
Dwayne "The Prudential Center" Johnson
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dwayne "The Prudential Center" Johnson
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
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Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
Bless the Chicago Gay Bars for a great self esteem boost. Also it was so sweet having one of my oldest girlfriends jump to loan me any makeup she had while visiting 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bless the Chicago Gay Bars for a great self esteem boost. Also it was so sweet having one of my oldest girlfriends jump to loan me any makeup she had while visiting 🥹
I love how sushi comes raw so they can give you the joy of microwaving it yourself! its so interactive!
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I love how sushi comes raw so they can give you the joy of microwaving it yourself! its so interactive!
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*In my best Angus Young impression*: T4T
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*In my best Angus Young impression*: T4T
if youre gonna call yourself hung dick daddy in your handle, at least have the decency to post some hog
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
if youre gonna call yourself hung dick daddy in your handle, at least have the decency to post some hog
If you ever catch me using corporate buzzwords in day to day life, just put me down and make it quick
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you ever catch me using corporate buzzwords in day to day life, just put me down and make it quick
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Accusing my fentanyl dealer if giving me the hondose
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Accusing my fentanyl dealer if giving me the hondose
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i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work