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tourists don’t come here and they shouldn’t. go somewhere cool instead
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v21.bsky.social
here's an idea for a product: it's a notebook with the same size, stiffness, and texture as a passport. the purpose of the product is to make travel more stressful.
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"that was one of the best things that's ever happened on this show [...] yeah i don't even know what to say, i've been steamrolled" - scharpling on clipping's set
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do you think it would help if i started completely freaking out? what if i just went totally apeshit maybe it would fix everything?
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scott rogowsky hosting a game show app again will fix america
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i am listening to Rush
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the speculation for a long time was that they would bring in danny carey or mike portnoy or something like that. Anika Nilles is clearly very talented and i am sure she will be amazing, but a woman who is like medium-popular on youtube is not something anyone predicted
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man, i would have put money on this never happening. wow
rushisaband.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING NEWS!!!! 🚨
Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson have decided to dust off their instruments and bring back the #Rush tour machine with new drummer Anika Nilles for a 7 city, 12 date tour in 2026! www.rushisaband.com/blog/2025/10...
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hey what’s for dinner tonight
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yeah this is basically my point, subscriptions was the only way but they blew it, it's a sinking ship now
schneider.coffee
i don't think ads are the way for them really, this place doesn't have and likely will never have the numbers necessary to be taken seriously as a proper social media ads platform. also building an ads platform is pretty difficult and complicated and i think their team is just way too small to do it
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in october 2024 bluesky announced plans to start offering a paid subscription similar to discord nitro. a year later, they have not launched that subscription (and are not selling ads either) and their CEO and CTO are picking fights with their users. well, good luck
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cyberbadboy.com
i think ill start a social network and then once user growth stalls and engagement starts to decrease, i'll abandon the counter-positioning that initially attracted the power users that bootstrapped the network effect and then go out of my way to antagonize them personally and frequently.
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raphcello.bsky.social
My new album Lifeblood is now yours to experience ❤️‍🔥

Immerse yourself.

linktr.ee/raphcello

📸: @curtisperryphoto.bsky.social
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schneider.coffee
guy on the left is from Homage which is a skate shop and academy in nyc, they do skating summer camps and stuff. i think the stuff like that which is marketed at parents of kids interested in skating is a bit disconnected from broader skate culture so it follows that it might be more conservative
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papapishu.bsky.social
It is crazy we got two different games in the same year about an emotionally stunted guy who lives in a basement falling off a mountain in Australia and they’re both really good.
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important.website
it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.
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vurger king and dairy queen married?? Burger.
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CHOTINER: so basically people are doing memes where they talk to me for some reason
ME: you're from the news or something
CHOTINER: Yup
ME: so what do you usually get from popeyes
CHOTINER: spicy tenders
ME: Yup
schneider.coffee
Hades has quickly become one of the most imitated roguelikes out there and nobody else is coming even close to it