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Schrute Of Trust
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Assistant to the Regional Applied Cryptographer
Questions I had at the end of The Will of the Many:

1. Who is Vis?
2. What is Will?
3. What are Obitium and Leukeum?
4. What happened to Caeror?
5. How do you pronounce “Islington?”
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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of course I’m being a bit facetious but honestly the only people who ask that are the ones who really want to say “how do I explain to my kids that I’m a bigot while still pretending to myself that I’m a good person”. because that’s what they’re struggling with.
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A negative number of the $20 subscriptions is required because openAI loses money on every paying customer
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Are you suggesting someone would pay money to have their own thoughts reflected back at them? Oooh, good question!
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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To implicate these guys you’d have to connect the dot. Sure it’s just one dot but you’ll have to write the names in addition to making the dot and that just seems like a lot of work.
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“There is nothing conservative about <describes the most conservative thing ever>”
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Which one is “spend 7 billion dollars on Nokia and run it directly into the ground”
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
it’s really shocking to think about how people used to live before air fryers
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
How many slurp juices can you use on a single Kennedy?
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Occupations where the sole requirement is “having money” automatically select for people who do not meet any other requirements
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The thing about condescendingly talking down to people is that you need to be correct
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why yes I’m from Sissispipmi
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Aren’t there 676 possible 2-letter abbreviations? Or are you proposing 26-choose-2-Louisiana-and-Alabama-be-damned?
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“If Google’s first search result was always the best, why would you have ads?”

Does Sam think that the end-user buys the ads in an effort to improve the quality of a given page of search results?
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Out for delivery” = “out and technically traveling toward eventual delivery?”
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why would someone buy this token?
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i’m interested in what would happen if the security apparatus of the 1990’s got credible reports of an oracle they could ask for the date of the next 9/11
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
now now, you’re saying that only because of the featured review that called it “buggy as hell”
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
many winkies died to bring us this information
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM