Schrute Of Trust
@schruteoftrust.bsky.social
Assistant to the Regional Applied Cryptographer
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To implicate these guys you’d have to connect the dot. Sure it’s just one dot but you’ll have to write the names in addition to making the dot and that just seems like a lot of work.
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
To implicate these guys you’d have to connect the dot. Sure it’s just one dot but you’ll have to write the names in addition to making the dot and that just seems like a lot of work.
my body is a machine that turns steam sale purchases into just more hours played in factorio
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
my body is a machine that turns steam sale purchases into just more hours played in factorio
The Daniel J Bernstein award for Not Getting Your Way Graciously
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Daniel J Bernstein award for Not Getting Your Way Graciously
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Look, all encryption is end-to-end if you let marketing define the ends.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Look, all encryption is end-to-end if you let marketing define the ends.
i hope someone is working on post-quantum chess
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i hope someone is working on post-quantum chess
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
@nytimes.com: “Here’s how this is a problem for Joe Biden”
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Listen To The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes: “I Was Donald Trump’s Closest Friend”
Explosive tapes recorded by author Michael Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump liked to “f---” his friends’ wives and first slept with Melania on the Lolita Express.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
@nytimes.com: “Here’s how this is a problem for Joe Biden”
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I have a joke about legacy code but the person that created it left the company and only a few people truly understand it
October 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I have a joke about legacy code but the person that created it left the company and only a few people truly understand it
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Bryan Cranston returns as Walter White for an anti-littering commercial 🚮
October 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Bryan Cranston returns as Walter White for an anti-littering commercial 🚮
Almost forgot to set my OOO message for Space Age’s release tomorrow
October 21, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Almost forgot to set my OOO message for Space Age’s release tomorrow
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Disney owns both The Muppets and Star Wars, and the fact they are not making a Muppet version of all nine main-series Star Wars movies is only explained by the fact that they secretly hate making money.
October 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Disney owns both The Muppets and Star Wars, and the fact they are not making a Muppet version of all nine main-series Star Wars movies is only explained by the fact that they secretly hate making money.
any sufficiently overly complex system is indistinguishable from me just being too dumb and impatient to understand
October 16, 2024 at 12:39 PM
any sufficiently overly complex system is indistinguishable from me just being too dumb and impatient to understand
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how can we say black men didnt bring this one home for the Dems while mark robinson is out there flipping NC by himself
October 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
how can we say black men didnt bring this one home for the Dems while mark robinson is out there flipping NC by himself
Impedance matching, but for when someone is trying to help you. I’m not going to respond to your emails for detailed instructions you could find online when you haven’t even followed the ones I already gave or performed basic troubleshooting
October 16, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Impedance matching, but for when someone is trying to help you. I’m not going to respond to your emails for detailed instructions you could find online when you haven’t even followed the ones I already gave or performed basic troubleshooting
Excited to discover what happened here
October 15, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Excited to discover what happened here
every time I block another stan account called Daily Guy From Some Band and I think “that’s it, that’s the last guy in a band” and yet the very next day
October 13, 2024 at 3:05 PM
every time I block another stan account called Daily Guy From Some Band and I think “that’s it, that’s the last guy in a band” and yet the very next day
if it weren’t from 2000 i would have been certain that chatgpt wrote the script for The Legend of Bagger Vance
October 12, 2024 at 4:55 AM
if it weren’t from 2000 i would have been certain that chatgpt wrote the script for The Legend of Bagger Vance
just finished the second Book of the New Sun book and i can’t wait to find out the basic premise of the series
October 11, 2024 at 3:25 PM
just finished the second Book of the New Sun book and i can’t wait to find out the basic premise of the series
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It looks like one of those coffins a dead crew member gets shot out of in a science fiction show.
October 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
It looks like one of those coffins a dead crew member gets shot out of in a science fiction show.
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I was taught that keeping quiet kept the peace until I realized whose peace was it keeping
October 8, 2024 at 9:10 AM
I was taught that keeping quiet kept the peace until I realized whose peace was it keeping
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Instead of focusing on trans issues in general, they focus on wedge issue like the right of trans women to exist in the world.
October 9, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Instead of focusing on trans issues in general, they focus on wedge issue like the right of trans women to exist in the world.
BAH GAWD IT’S KHAZAD DÛM’S LEITMOTIF! AND IN THE DORIAN MODE
October 5, 2024 at 11:55 PM
BAH GAWD IT’S KHAZAD DÛM’S LEITMOTIF! AND IN THE DORIAN MODE