Justin Schultz
schumke.bsky.social
Justin Schultz
@schumke.bsky.social
He/Him
Reposted by Justin Schultz
Bro, the pipes and drapes lookin like backstage at the wrestling event. They’re in the Gorilla Position. They’re piping in applause.wav. They’re waiting to see how much heat Cena has tonight.

Goofy fucking evil empire.

bsky.app/profile/soci...
the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Reposted by Justin Schultz
Ah, and there they are bsky.app/profile/soci...
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM