Justin Schultz
schumke.bsky.social
Justin Schultz
@schumke.bsky.social
He/Him
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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They keep doing the meme, but for real
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Nancy undefeated.
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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UPDATED: #WI rejects CDC #vaccine changes. "We’ve not seen any new evidence that would justify changing long-standing recommendations that have successfully protected children in the United States for decades," says Health Dept. doc. Via @erikgunn.bsky.social

wisconsinexaminer.com/2026/01/08/w...
Wisconsin rejects CDC vaccine changes, recommends guidance from pediatrics group • Wisconsin Examiner
A federal reduction in the number of diseases and doses recommended for childhood vaccinations has alarmed public health providers.
wisconsinexaminer.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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nothing feels as good as this
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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when google docs keeps trying to complete my sentences for me
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Bro, the pipes and drapes lookin like backstage at the wrestling event. They’re in the Gorilla Position. They’re piping in applause.wav. They’re waiting to see how much heat Cena has tonight.

Goofy fucking evil empire.

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the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Ah, and there they are bsky.app/profile/soci...
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Really starting to feel like part of this is Trump and Hegseth and co. wanting their own “we got him” moment. Expecting war room photos like the bin Laden strike ones to hit CBS by noon.
#BREAKING via Jennifer Jacobs - Nicolas Maduro was captured by Delta Force, the U.S. military's top special mission unit, according to U.S. officials. Army Delta Force was also responsible for the mission that killed al-Baghdadi in 2019.
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Yusuke, from YuYu Hakusho
👉 💥
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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that doesn't mean the minimum wage customer facing people. be nice to them. I promise you no one hates the corporation more than they do.
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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a reminder that its ok to bully corporations
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games
Nintendo Holiday Offers - Black Friday/Cyber Monday announced www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...

-Select Switch titles at $39.99/$29.99
-$10 off select Switch 2 launch amiibo (Zelda/SF6)
-$20 off MSRP Samsung MicroSD Express Cards
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The new WWE Senior Director of Creative Strategy will not only be using AI in WWE...

***He will also be acting as a liaison to The White House as Paul Levesque is taking on more duties with The Trump Administration***

There is no separating politics from WWE.

WWE is MAGA

Then. Now. Forever.
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM