☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️
@schwarz.bsky.social
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☀️ The most important thing to understand about politics is that Head Monkey Good, Not Bad. Stop saying Head Monkey Bad. ☀️
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thedailyshow.com
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Maybe after Dave Chapelle, Louis CK and Bill Burr do their sets at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, they can drive down to Chop Chop Square, where the Saudis used to do hundreds of public beheadings
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Ultra-violence like the Iraq war is like a football covered in razor blades, bouncing through history forever in ways no human can foresee. Today it sliced apart four people in Michigan and three in North Carolina.
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Two mass shootings by Iraq war vets in one day. People fought so hard to stop that war not just because they cared about foreigners, but because wars always, always come home.
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are we still going to be invading Greenland or was that canceled
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julietschor.bsky.social
@deanbaker13.bsky.social 's Mostly Economics Podcast is great and if you haven't listened to it, the new episode is with yours truly on the 4 day week and the longer term outlook for working time reduction. Take a minute from your desk and give a listen.
cepr.net/mostly-econo...
Mostly Economics Podcast
Mostly Economics is a weekly podcast hosted by CEPR Senior Economist and co-founder, Dean Baker, about ways US economic policies affect everyday lives—from household budgets to global trade relationsh...
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files
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notdred.bsky.social
CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again?

CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but

CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty?

CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived

CHOTINER: So you’ve said
schwarz.bsky.social
You see Megyn Kelly's brand of Medieval Peasant Brain across the right influencer world. Tucker Carlson was sleeping in a bed with all his dogs, and woke up to find some scratches on his body. His conclusion: he had been assaulted by demons.
schwarz.bsky.social
People used to believe the internet would usher in a Golden Age of Reason, but instead it's ushered in a Golden Age of Medieval Peasant Brain
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yes, that's why we invaded Afghanistan, to educate the children
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jfallows.bsky.social
Insanity.

AKA, official editorial position of the WaPo.

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Headline: "A US return to Bagram isn't a bad idea."
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glennf.com
Still waiting to hear any tribute to Charlie Kirk that uses his memorable words. I guess he was a very powerful mime.
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markharris.bsky.social
Be sure you take a moment today to remember Charlie Kirk for exactly who he was.
localnotail.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
schwarz.bsky.social
I am a hard-bitten, wised-up skeptical contrarian heterodox reporter who's a member of no party, and I believed Donald Trump when he said he'd be a champion of free speech. But I've now learned my lesson and won't fall for this more than 30-40 more times.
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I don't think I'll fall for anything like this more than 30-40 more times
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I admit I believed Donald Trump and JD Vance when they said they opposed all threats to free speech. This was probably my biggest mistake since I believed Jeffrey Dahmer when he said he opposed serial killing.
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Yes, I believed Donald Trump and JD Vance when they said they would be champions of free speech. But in fairness, this was shortly after a large anvil fell on my head.
schwarz.bsky.social
When the Citizens United decision was handed down in 2010, lots of people said it was going to destroy American democracy. Today, 15 years later, no one is talking about how maybe that was right.
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bencollins.bsky.social
I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
Nation Grateful to GOP for Protecting It From TV Report: You to Be Fired for Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk Trump Spends Entire UK Trip Trying to Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment
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"Their tools." Ross Douthat does not know anything about US history. For 250 years, *including during the Great Awokening*, the vast majority of threats to free speech has always come from the right. But you have to be this ignorant to write for the New York Times.
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My rule of thumb is to never sign a letter decrying violence whose other signatories include Benjamin Netanyahu
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I would never have believed 20 years ago how quickly capitalism would be able to turn the internet into a huge pile of poisonous garbage
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davidsirota.com
Today's media apocalypse makes it a good day for everyone to watch this 1998 SNL animation that Robert Smigel and Adam McKay managed to get on national TV once, before it was yanked off the air forever.

www.cracked.com/article_4100...