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oriana schwindt
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WGAE writer of television &c.

@bythebywater.bsky.social cohost

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tens of thousands? of people showing up in support of our Minneapolis brethren
January 23, 2026 at 11:08 PM
all-time ethering of bari weiss in today in tabs
January 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
the absurd amount of pride i felt cutting it open and seeing this! tastes even better!
January 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
as fun as that screenshot is that makes it look like bari weiss is rapping about herself in the new yorker article, it's actually a quote from someone paraphrasing weiss' attitude in college over 20 years ago, not a literal direct quote from weiss' mouth
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"specialists in violence" is the funniest way possible to label dudes whose entire "training" is having their push-up requirement waived and being handed a gun. "specialists" don't need 6 dudes and 3 SUVs to detain 1 person
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
great hoodies, too! got this at their waterville store
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
YES. see also:
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
just saying!!!
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
can't be too hard to figure out who this guy is, right?
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
shit my bad fixing now
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
this was my 7th grade yearbook which may explain why Y2K nostalgia doesn’t really hit for me
January 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
today we honor the Caardvark
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
married well
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
the stollen turned out good, it’s a christmas miracle!
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
wishing a very benito mussolini's fate to his doppelgänger stephen miller
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i know this kind of headline is for SEO purposes but that just raises the question of "who is searching these terms?"

who watches I Love LA (a funny show! but not one with any mystery to it!) and doesn't understand the events that unfold on-screen?
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
why is every fucking app like this now. what the fuck is an orb. why do i need it on the app where i talk to @bythebywater.bsky.social people
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
silmarillion posting
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
google still can't fucking figure out which emails are spam but sure gemini can diagnose your cancer
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the company that literally rewrote copyright laws to squeeze an extra 20 years out of mickey mouse has now exchanged access to mickey mouse for magic beans www.wsj.com/business/med...
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Consulting Class Are Useless Parasites, Part 32398 of an Infinite Series:
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"committed libertarian" wants to build a state that's run like a company. you know, two organizations that famously never curtail individual freedoms.

these people are dumber than anyone can imagine www.ft.com/content/b127...
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
supposedly the fire department complained they can't... what, get their trucks into an 11' bike lane/buffer zone? if the parked cars then the NYFD should advocate for their removal, not removing clear space!
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
terrific
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
fuckin lol
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM