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oriana schwindt
@schwindter.bsky.social
WGAE writer of television &c.

@bythebywater.bsky.social cohost

sightunseen.xyz
we simply must [against TOS] every single one of these goons
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
we have to start giving them Consequences That Cannot Be Publicly Stated
1/21/2026 - Minneapolis

Federal agents abduct two teenagers (15 & 16) from a doctor's appointment

At one point, it appears an agent tases one of the children
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
texas alone is the size of france!!!!
a good percentage of today's drama is attributable to people simply not understanding the scale of the United States
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
pretty easy for people who don't live in places where mass shootings are a daily occurrence, and where the police are constantly murdering people—people who apparently missed the largest protests in american history and the heroic efforts of minneapolitans—to say they wouldn't stand for this, huh?
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
holy fuck The Testament of Ann Lee
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
this is just the @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social no-knead crusty white bread recipe and it's so good www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/no-k...
January 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
all-time ethering of bari weiss in today in tabs
January 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
money is tight these days so i've got the cost of a homemade loaf of bread down to like 75¢ but i also just made the most perfect loaf i've ever made and that's priceless
January 20, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by oriana schwindt
there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
it's so cool that my tax dollars go toward immediately clearing car infrastructure but i have to rely on an 80-year-old landlord who lives on long island to remember to call a failnephew to haphazardly salt the sidewalk
Winter in a place where you are irrelevant if you’re not in a car
January 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
as fun as that screenshot is that makes it look like bari weiss is rapping about herself in the new yorker article, it's actually a quote from someone paraphrasing weiss' attitude in college over 20 years ago, not a literal direct quote from weiss' mouth
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
IT FUCKIN WORKED THOUGH
bears fans only do this when they're very stressed @schwindter.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
bears running the same exact fucking run play over and over as though this is a god damn northwestern game
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
genuinely feels good to go from a mayor who was so corrupt he'd take a flight from new york to paris with a layover in istanbul as a bribe to one who won't take a free bidet
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by oriana schwindt
We just donated $1000 to the Minnesota Indian Women’s Resource Center’s warming shelters. It’s currently 7*F and snowing. Can you join us in helping?

givebutter.com/KBNd5w
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
fun new era where my weather app insists it's raining when the most beautiful snowfall i've seen in years is happening outside my window
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
solidarity nationwide next Friday, queen?
I keep seeing it without a source link, so here it is:

January 16, 2026

MINNEAPOLIS LABOR UNION DELEGATION AND LOCAL REGIONAL LABOR BODIES ENDORSE JANUARY 23: DAY OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM
NO WORK, SCHOOL, OR SHOPPING

minneapolisunions.org/system/files...
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by oriana schwindt
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
is now a good time to talk about the documentary @sssparkers.bsky.social and @brantleypalmer.bsky.social and i are starting to work on, going to indie theaters/microcinemas across america to talk to them about building community around film?
January 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
btw we did a whole short film about a robot constantly upselling you in 2021 youtu.be/Gt9y3sg7_2U?...
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"you're the true world-walker, brave as an astronaut. now, to help you wake from the dream that is your life, consider this 12' ladder and everbilt 3/8" x 50 ft natural twisted sisal rope—more than capable of bearing your weight!—from home depot"
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by oriana schwindt
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
been noticing a weird uptick in people spreading pop-culture misinformation with their replies off which turns correcting them into a whole big fuckin' thing
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
clowns tried to do this shit on canal street and got swarmed—and we've only gotten angrier and more organized
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM