also the patient zero of this genre of post being from transphobic pervert island is pretty perfect

all the people talking about the shakespeare fanfic movie should be talking about Ann Lee instead, what a picture

the absurd amount of pride i felt cutting it open and seeing this! tastes even better!

shouldn’t have left the corner

"your boss is going to insist you use the plagiarism machine that lies and once we've destroyed other ways to get information we're gonna stick a bunch of ads into it lol"

"oh did this make your life better? fuck you, we broke it on purpose"

i'll admit i did not have this one on my bingo card

gonna buy a farmer's almanac